About me:


Listen to my mixtape (image made by le prototype_toaster)

  • Proud Peronist Argentine Nationalist
  • Best author on RPC, Wayward, Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Infinitum Librarium, and AdultFanFiction
  • I do not write anything about KK even when forced at gunpoint.
  • I like skeletons :))))
  • I deny the legitimacy of the UK
  • Fuck you

Articles I have made:

  • The Lethe River My biggest contribution to RPC lore and the article I have spend the most time with, my masterpiece
  • W.F & Smith LLP "Your Honor, my client could have never commited that crime. He literally doesn't exist!"
  • The Necroglyphiac Technically not an article. Still cool. About a guy who fucking dies.
  • The Sea of Forms Shit inspired by the Super Sargasso Sea and Plato's schizoing. Not its Ideal version, but still proud of it.
  • There's Always a Bigger Fish Aw hell nah Dr. Johnna Cowells did 150mg Leptosiderine [sounds of an african-american male falling down a set of stairs]
  • Cowboys & Squids "Deep Dave and his Black Lake Gang fight against Mr. Levi Lavoe — a sweet-hearted gentleman with a smell for justice and sense for the dramatic! Little does he know, the Pale Rider closely follows…" - Almaduck
  • Lightning in a Bottle Your dear friend, Frankie Malone, is starring in the new hit film "Lightning in a Bottle"! I sure hope nothing bad happens to him!


  • RPC-849 "Niggalith" One of the biggest pourings of autism I was ever part of. Collab with my bro Alma

Tales I created:

Upcoming Projects:

  • More articles

Site Contributions:

  • Helped on the creation of MaM (kill me)
  • Helped make The Academy of Art (nice)
  • I have given 5 stars to 866, cope (No longer funny because 866 is now not a joke, grim as fuck)
  • The canon for how amnestics are made
  • The new canon for how amnestics are made (with Alma)
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