Terrible Trio » After a 30-year delay, Amazing! Play seeks 12th Round of Funding for Jumanji Clone, confusing Investors Worldwide
"Invest the World Over" is a biannual, exclusive entrepreneur expo held in Switzerland, last Thursday. At 2:45 PM CET, "Amazing! Brand Communicators" were added to the itinerary, replacing a Presentation on using AI for Competitive House Flipping. During the presentation, the speakers:
- Wore, quote, "cyan business suits with puke green polka dots and 'Willy Wolka' hats that said 'I work for Sonny Edutainment.'"
- Gave a presentation on initial challenges of gamifying spontaneous reality shifts and displacing 12 feral monkeys into a person's house.
- Asked for 13 million in additional funding with backer tiers before turning over and aggressively shaking their hats.
They admitted the Amazing! Play Subsidiary was doing spontaneous beta testing with randomly selected members of the population to "recreate the fun of such a classic franchise." The presentation ended with a live beta test in the expo room, leading to the deaths of two portfolio managers. The Brand Communicators remained on the scene after the arrival of the Police, continuing to fundraise even after an admission of guilt, and only demanifested while being arrested.
The Authority has corroborated the development of a Jumanji-style board game by Amazing! Co for 30 years. The project has been hyped internally as a "major revenue source for the next quarter," indefinitely. Project delays, quote "Amazing! layoffs," and tax breaks have delayed the project, with internal documents nonsensically estimating production costs as "31.31 Gagillion European Pesos" as of 2014. Recently, the frequency of these events has revived interest in sabotaging the project before it hits shelves.
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