Herbert Hoover





Registered Phenomena Code: I've

Object Class: Come-To

Hazard Types: Make, An, Announcement:

Containment Protocols: Herbert Hoover's a bitch-ass motherfucker.

Description: He pissed on my fucking wife.


The motherfucker seconds before he pissed on my wife, look at his smug ass face, I fucking hate him so much.

That's right. He took his liberal fuckin' capitalist dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my RPC Sandbox. Mr Herbert Hoover, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no liberalism, no capitalism, look at that, it looks like two balls, a bong and a dreadnaught. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the USA. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER INTERIDMESIONAL DREADNAUGHT Except I'm not gonna piss on the USA. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on AMERICA! How do you like that, HOOVER? I PISSED ON AMERICA, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking continent, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


The size of my dick compared to the one of Herbert Hoover. You can't see Hoover's one? That's right, that's how small he is compared to my dreadnought size dong.

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