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Me make picture of RPC-✋-J on cave wall.

Name thing: ✋-J

What Thing: Me no like. Me like. Bad thing dead.

Danger Thing: Big, Mad

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Keep Plan: RPC-✋-J live in forest. We make sacrifice of a virgin to forest god to keep RPC-✋-J from kill village every ✋✋✌️ moons. If forest god unable to protect village from RPC-✋-J. MTS Bravo-✌️ "Mammoth Hunters" hit RPC-✋-J with clubs until RPC-✋-J is kill. Hunter or gatherer who find RPC-✋-J while hunting or gathering should run real fast.

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RPC-✋-J dead. We no need to contain RPC-✋-J.

Look Like: RPC-✋-J big hairy thing with long nose that make loud noise. RPC-✋-J really fat but RPC-✋-J stronger than chief.¹ RPC-✋-J have two big tusk and like to smash huts with tusk. Not even strongest club or bow can hurt RPC-✋-J. Shaman say RPC-✋-J was made by forest god to punish village for stealing nuts from forest. That why RPC-✋-J kill village virgins in forest. RPC-✋-J make virgin into forest god servants.

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Addendum: Discovery

Interviewed: Gork third wife, Oogaba

Interviewer: Shaman Rok

Foreword: Oogaba recently marry Gork at old age of 15. She still virgin so RPC-✋-J attack her in forest. She come back with bruise.

<Begin Log>

Rok say: What happen?

Oogaba say: Big thing come to Oogaba in forest when me was collecting nut. Big thing became angry and hit Oogaba with mouth horn.

Rok say: Mouth horn?

Oogaba say: Big thing have two horn where mouth should be, and cover mouth with long nose.

Rok say: Rok no believe. Rok give you truth test.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Oogaba given truth test where she was beaten by big stick by village until she tell truth. Oogaba pass truth test and big thing reclassified as RPC-✋-J.

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Addendum: Incident Report ✋-✌️

Gork find RPC-✋-J in forest and throw spear at him for hurt Gork wife. RPC-✋-J dead. -Warlord Gork

Footnotes

1. No one stronger than chief.

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