Amazing! Co. Wonderful Notebook
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Registered Phenomena Code: 986
Object Class: Alpha-Yellow
Hazard Types: Immeasurable Hazard
Containment Protocols: RPC-986 is currently contained inside modified inanimate storage for anomalous objects. The doors leading to the containment chamber should be made of reinforced steel with additional locks. At least two ASF member should be tasked to supervise access to the anomaly at all times in order to prevent any potential abuse of the anomalous powers of RPC-986.
Description: RPC-986 appears to be a plain black A5 notebook with white checkered pages. The number of pages inside RPC-986 appears to be variable, with attempts to count the pages producing random results between 220~512 cm. The material of said pages usually is plain paper, but pages made out of leather or human skin have been noticed. Pages torn out of RPC-986 are both fire and water proof, altough it does not take tremendous amount of strength to destroy them. The test which would involve tearing out all of the pages of RPC-986 has been proposed and is yet to be approved.
Whenever a sentence is written inside RPC-986 and the book closes, an anomalous reality bending process will begin which involves the writers past. The anomalous process mainly consists of changing a certain factor inside the life of the subject thus changing the appearance, memories or beliefs of the subject. There is no discernible or predictable trend in what crucial background past RPC-986 might choose to alter. The alterations observed range from being negligible such as the color of the eyes of subject becoming slightly lighter to [DATA EXPUNGED] without suffering. Check experiment logs for more information.
| The sentence written by the subject |
The effect |
| I tripped on my way to work. |
5$ materialize in the pocket of the subject |
| I got to go to work early. |
The subject now has a hiccup. |
| I was born on September 16, 1978. (The subject had been born on the same date except for a year later.) |
The color of the hair of the subject has changed from dark brown to pale. |
| My name is █████. |
It has been noticed that after the test the subject had only 4 fingers on both of its arms. |
| I stole 100$ a year ago. |
The hymen of the subject is gone. |
| My mom was deaf. |
The subject has changed into an African American woman. |
| I met the president of the US when I was young |
The subject claims that he was once the president of the US. |
| Red is green. |
The perception of time by the subject has changed. |
| I was born a woman. |
The subject has been diagnosed with HIV |
| I come from the future. |
The subject instantly engulfs in flames. The attempt to save the life of the subject had failed, due to the fire wouldn't stop bringing until every part of the body of the subject had been completely burned. |
| It was raining when I saw the sun. |
After closing RPC-986 the subject had started writing letters on the walls of the testing room using a black marker of unknown origin. All of them did not form a coherent sentence. After 5 minutes of writing gibberish, the subject started biting his fingers and painting patterns using the blood. |
| I know the meaning of life. |
The subject instantly disappeared from the test site after closing RPC-986. It was later found hanging from the ceiling inside the empty office of the head researcher. The word "fiction" had been scratched on the tongue of the subject |
| AAAAAAA |
RPC-███ has been created. |
| BBBBBBB |
The subject claims he was the director of the movie "Matrix." |
| Christopher Columbus never discovered the Americas. |
During the interview after the test, it has been noticed that the subjects' memories about World War Two had changed. The subject now claims that the war started in 1931 and lasted until 1937. Despite that, the war started earlier than in reality the subject's testimony matches perfectly with common knowledge of what happened during the second world war. |
| I can see sounds. |
████████████ ██████████ without suffering. During the autopsy a ███████ was found inside ██████████. |
Discovery: RPC-986 had been first found inside the office of Dr. Johnson between regular books on his bookshelf which mainly served decoration purposes. It is unknown how and when the anomaly had been placed inside the room, however, Dr. Johnson found out that something was wrong with the notebook when he pulled RPC-986 out of the bookshelf with the intent to use it as a normal writing pad and a bookmark with the logo of the group of interest Amazing! Co. and the following text printed on it fell out of the anomaly.
AMAZING! CO. PRESENTS: WONDERFUL NOTEBOOK
Are you disappointed with your current self? Did the mistakes of the past still haunt you? Or are you just sad with who you are? NO WORRIES! You can now change your
own past with our new and improved WONDERFUL NOTEBOOK! Did your parents abandon you when you were young? Now you can change it and live your dream
life! You want to learn a new language but you know that you are too old for that and you wasted your childhood? NO WORRIES brother! Our new and improved
WONDERFUL NOTEBOOK will help with that too!
Addendum-1: 12/12/2019 Due to the increasingly more chaotic nature of RPC-986 all further experiments have been suspended until further notice.
Addendum-2: 16/01/2020 The leading theory about the anomalous powers of RPC-986 suggested by Dr. Krasinski reads as follows:
Looking at the experiment logs we have been able to gather so far, we can safely assume that RPC-986 is somehow able to alter the past and present factor in the person who has written a potentially random sentence.
The thing is that even though the appearance of the person changes the reason which would make them change never existed yet they still did change. I believe I have found the answer.
Imagine a domino line, where every tile is an event that causes another one to happen when it falls, just a basic chain of reaction. The first tile is the sentence which the
subject would write such as "My father had a Toyota Corolla when he was young".
The line does not say the reality which we know because when the subject's father was young the car model wasn't even in production. Although it never happened it still caused another hypothetical event to "happen'' and trigger the next one.
Eventually the chain would lead into the present and the last tile of the domino hits the subject with all of the changes that would happen to them if the events happen. That is most likely how the anomaly works.
