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Secondary Class:
Utility

Registered Phenomena Code: 807

Object Class: Alpha-Yellow (Utility)

Hazard Types:Additional Properties:

Aggression

Ballistic

Climatological

Geological

Grouped

Invisibility

Psychotronic

Sapient

Sentient

Transmutation

Bio-Hazard

Contact

Corrosive

Electromagnetic Force

Explosive

Extreme Temperature

Radiation

Toxic

Destabilization

Extra-Dimensional

Gravitational

Teleportation

Temporal

Auditory

Emotional

Ideological

Info-Hazard

Memory Alteration

Mind-Control

Mind-Regression

Sensory

Visual

Animated

Aquatic

Ecological

Extra-Terrestrial

Immeasurable

Incorporeal

Mechanical

Microscopic

Organic

Regenerative

Titanic

Tychokinetic

Replicating

Newtonian

Ontological

Divine

Hallucinogen

High Velocity

Proto-Mechanical

Proto-Newtonian

Proto-Sapient

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RPC-807 in an old house in █████, England

Containment Protocols

RPC-807 is to be kept in the medical facility at Site-008 specifically in Dr. Aert's office. RPC-807 should only be utilized in the case of medical emergencies such as severe lacerations, bodily trauma, contraction of infectious disease, etc.

Personnel requesting to use RPC-807 must contact Dr. Quill for permission. Dr. Quill is in charge of either granting or denying access to RPC-807.

RPC-807-2 should only be utilized for testing with organic-based anomalies, or to cure diseases that currently have no cure such as HIV/AIDS and various types of cancer.¹

The chemical compound found within RPC-807-2 is to be kept in complete isolation from water. Should the compound be allowed to react with water, it is recommended not to inject it into a patient and/or anomaly.

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Description

RPC-807 is an antique leather doctor's bag, originating between the years 1924 to 1931. No damage has been found on the interior or exterior of RPC-807. As of now, there is no way to damage RPC-807.

The interior of the bag appears to be entirely empty when opened by an individual possessing no disabilities, bodily injuries, or diseases. Should someone meeting the previously stated conditions open RPC-807, this will display an array of modern-day medical tools and pharmaceutical equipment that could be of use for treating the individuals' conditions. If a medical tool required for a specific medical procedure does not fit within RPC-807, instead it will appear empty.

The contents of the bag, designated RPC-807-1, will be different depending on the condition the person handling RPC-807 may have. None of the RPC-807-1 instances gathered within RPC-807 are anomalous. Medication may appear if the patient has acquired a disease. RPC-807 has the ability to diagnose any disease and certain types of disabilities including diseases unknown to man.

Further testing of RPC-807 has led to the discovery of an unknown chemical compound found within a syringe often provided by RPC-807. The syringe has been designated RPC-807-2 due to its anomalous properties in comparison to other objects commonly found within RPC-807. RPC-807-2 is a syringe 30.48cm in length, which holds a purple-like liquid substance within it.

Researchers, however, do not consider RPC-807-2 a separate entity from RPC-807, stating the former to be a product exclusive to RPC-807 itself, given this has not been able to be replicated nor found outside of it. As shown within "Test 807-6", "Test 807-7" and "Test 807-11", RPC-807-2 holds the capability to treat an extensive array of symptoms. As of today, it has been discovered that RPC-807-2 can cure certain disabilities such as PTSD, Bipolar disorder, Dementia, and other mental disorders.

Although capable of curing several illnesses, RPC-807-2 can be rendered highly ineffective by contact with water. Once it has reacted with water, the substance contained within RPC-807 will change color, from a light-purple to different shades of blue. Injection with RPC-807-2 instances that have made contact with water has shown to possess a 25% chance to function as intended, a 25% chance of having no effect on the subject, and a 50% chance to instantly terminate the subject. Although, the substance is not affected by water within the human body.

Beneath all objects found within RPC-807 will often be a lollipop of a specific flavour based on the patient's preferred flavour. The candy is non-anomalous and is edible. Patients with diabetes, however, receive sugar-free lollipops. The wrapper of the candy, however, does not show a brand in which it was manufactured.

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Test Logs

807-1

Subject: CSD-7692
Diagnosis: Type B Influenza
Results: 3 bottles of water² and a pill bottle of anti-inflammatory pain relievers appeared within RPC-807 upon opening it. CSD-7692 had received a cherry-flavoured lollipop from RPC-807.

807-2

Subject: CSD-2775
Diagnosis: Sprained ankle
Results: A pill bottle of pain killers and a pack of ice appeared inside of RPC-807 when opened. Attached to the pill bottle appeared to be a small note that read, "Get some rest" written in calligraphy handwriting on a piece of torn-off paper.³ CSD-2775 received a watermelon-flavoured lollipop.

807-3

Subject: Dr. Stevens
Diagnosis: Laceration⁴
Results: RPC-807 contained medical stitching thread⁵ and needles alongside a roll of cloth bandages and an ordinary bottle of hydrogen peroxide to disinfect the wound. Dr. Stevens received a lime-flavoured lollipop despite his disgust for candy.

807-4

Subject: CSD-8862
Diagnosis: Malaria
Results: A pill bottle holding anti-parasitic pills named Dihydroartemisinin.⁶ CSD-8862 received a peach-flavoured lollipop.

807-5

Subject: CSD-8992
Diagnosis: Unknown Contagion
Results: CSD-8992 had contracted a type of disease that was undiagnosable to researchers. The symptoms were described as similar to malaria, although may cause the patient to undergo severe nausea and may cause sharp pains in the abdomen and chest area. This disease may also cause the patient to faint after a sneeze. Dr. K█████ opened RPC-807 and pulled out a bottle of pills with a label that read "One a day" but no specific name. The pills were non-anomalous but seemed to be a mixture of Hydroxychloroquine⁷ and Aprepitant.⁸ Subject CSD-8992 had taken one pill per day and recovered within 4 days.

807-6

Subject: CSD-8792
Diagnosis: RPC-018/V1
Results: A syringe appeared within RPC-807. Dr. ████ injected CSD-8792 and fell unconscious. The subject had awoken from unconsciousness 2 minutes after collapsing. Tests showed that CSD-8792 no longer had the tumor growth and had been cured of RPC-018/V1.

807-7

Subject: CSD-9987
Diagnosis: RPC-510 (Stage 2 of infection)
Results: Within RPC-807 another exact replica of the syringe from Test 807-6 had appeared, containing the same chemical. CSD-9987 was injected with the syringe and again fell unconscious for approximately 2 minutes. Afterward, the subject had not gained any further symptoms of RPC-510 and had fully recovered within a day.

807-8

Subject: CSD-7933
Diagnosis: Inflammatory Breast Cancer
Results: RPC-807-2 was found on the interior and injected into CSD-7933 and within 5 minutes, CSD-7933 has been completely cured of their cancer.

Note: Just 3 days later CSD-7933 had been diagnosed with Inflammatory Breast Cancer again. It has been proven that RPC-807-2 is not permanently effective on cancer.

807-9

Subject: CSD-9082
Diagnosis: Post Traumatic Stress
Results: RPC-807-2 had appeared within RPC-807 and was injected into CSD-9082. After the subject regained consciousness, they had no longer suffered from PTSD.

807-10

Subject: CSD-8792 and CSD-5277
Diagnosis: RPC-596
Results: Both CSD personnel have different variants of said disease, CSD-8792 was RPC-596-1 and CSD-5277 had become RPC-596-2. Upon opening the bag, inside were 2 different items, RPC-807-2, and a firearm, specifically a 9mm handgun. Researchers believe that not even RPC-807-2 can cure an instance of RPC-596-2. RPC-807-2 had been injected into CSD-8792 and had recovered just 3 hours after while CSD-5377 was terminated using the provided firearm.

Note: It is assumed we will get the same outcome when testing with an RPC-596-3 and 4 instances so no more tests are permitted with RPC-596 entities. No further tests of RPC-807 are required beyond this point. Any tests after 807-10 will be denied. RPC-807 is now located within the medical sector of Site-007 for emergencies only.

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Addendum 807-A

The following contains multiple requests from Authority officials to use RPC-807.

Request #	Reason	Access
Request 807.1	Dr. J████ requested for the use of RPC-807 to be able to cure his gastroenteritis9	Granted
Request 807.2	Dr. S█████ requested for the use of RPC-807 to cure his cold	Denied
Request 807.3	Dr. Q████ requested the use of RPC-807 in order to cure 2 CSD personnel from RPC-172	Granted
Request 807.4	MST member █████ had been shot in the upper thigh during training and required immediate medical attention.	Granted
Request 807.5	Dr. H████████ requested for the use of RPC-807 to cure multiple CSD personnel who had been infected with salmonella food poisoning.	Granted
Request 807.6	Dr. H█████ requested RPC-807 to get rid of his annoying case of hiccups.	Denied
Request 807.7	Dr. L████ requested for use of RPC-807 during the first stage of infection from RPC-355	Granted
Request 807.8	Multiple CSD personnel including 2 researchers had been infected with RPC-669. All within stage 1 of infection.	Granted
Request 807.9	2 CSD personnel had been infected by RPC-283 during routine cleaning protocols.	Granted
Request 807.10	CSD-9972 purposely infected themselves with Blastomycosis10 in order to get a lollipop.	Denied
Request 807.11	MST member ██████ ████ had been infected by RPC-739's radioactive dust particles during [REDACTED].	Granted

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Footnotes

1. The same type of cancer will return 3 days after the injection is made.

2. Aquafina brand water.

3. The paper is constructed of manila

4. A deep cut or tear of the skin or flesh.

5. Constructed of nylon.

6. A drug known to cure malaria.

7. A chemical known to treat and prevent malaria

8. Known to treat and prevent nausea and vomiting.

9. A type of contagious stomach flu.

10. A type of fungal infection extracted when inhaling spores of the fungi Blastomyces Dermatitidis or Blastomyces Gilchrist.