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Registered Phenomena Code: 618
Object Class: Alpha-White
Hazard Types: Aggression, Animated, Bio-Hazard, Emotional, Grouped, Sentient
Containment Protocols: RPC-618 is to be kept in a 5x5x5 m containment cell at Site-007. As RPC-618-P, -W, -F, and -D cannot be separately contained, RPC-618-HESIOD events are to be monitored closely when they begin.
Investigation into the individual known as "Pandora" is currently underway.
Description: RPC-618 is a crudely made 26x26x26 cm cardboard box, held in place with tape and adhesives. It is decorated with a floral pattern, and has "PANDORA'S" written on the side in purple crayon. Around it are stylized hearts, aces, spades, and diamonds drawn in red and black crayon. The left side has the address: ████████, St. ██████, London printed on in black ink. RPC-618 is extremely resistant to damage, and cannot be destroyed. On the back side of the box, a note is written:
WHAT TO DO IF THERE IS DEMON
If loks like this [DEPICTION OF RPC-618-P] its is
pastelens pestilense! don't get close. You get sik.
If he looks like this [DEPICTION OF RPC-618-W] it is war! It will fight you. but your are sroner stronger because you are angrier.
If looks like this [DEPICTION OF RPC-618-F] it is famin famen! you get hungryer if close. Don't get close.
If demon looks like this [DEPICTION OF RPC-618-D] it is death. death wil will fight you. dont fight death.
if all evil is open call +44 ██████████
RPC-618 primarily behaves as a normal object. It is only during an active state that RPC-618's main anomalous properties manifest. This anomalous event will now be designated as an RPC-618-HESOID event. An entity will emerge out of RPC-618, along with numerous other smaller entities. These smaller entities are designated RPC-618-A instances and are mostly made out of paper. Along with those entities, 1 of 4 entities will appear. These entities are designated as RPC-618-P, RPC-618-W, RPC-618-F and RPC-618-D accordingly. Each RPC-618 instances behaves differently to one another, and lack high logical reasoning and thought.
An RPC-618-HESIOD event will normally last in between 30 minutes and 4 hours.
Description of RPC-618 Entities
fig. 2.1: RPC-618-P. (circa 2014)
RPC-618-P is a 140 cm tall figure made in the shape of a "plague doctor" from the 17th - 19th centuries. It is made out of plastic, colored paper, and held together with masking tape. A purple balloon takes the place of its "head", with black paper joined to the top appearing as a hood. RPC-618-P's main body structure is made from 2 plastic boards, blue in coloration. On RPC-618-P's chest is "Mr. Pestens" [sic] written in black marker.
After manifestation, RPC-618-P will sporadically move around the room at high speeds, uttering grammatically poor sentences such as "Hello yes I am pestilence", "I am the sick. I make sick", "I will make sickness, you" etc. RPC-618-A instances which take the form of rats and flies will follow RPC-618-P wherever it goes. Individuals within 3 meters of RPC-618-P will invariably contract acute viral nasopharyngitis. When asked politely, RPC-618-P will remove the effects of acute viral nasopharyngitis from the individual.
Interviewer: Dr. Jonathan Burnham
Interviewed: RPC-618-P
Date: █/23/2014
Format: Video
► BEGIN LOG
Burnham: [Clears throat] Ahem, good morning, RPC-618-P.
RPC-618-P: Hello yes I am Pestilence good morning to you.
Burnham: So, I'll be asking you a few… [Snorts] uh, questions today. Is that alright with you or…?
RPC-618-P: Yes it is perfectly fine I make you sick as well.
Burnham: Oh, could you not? I still need to interview you.
RPC-618-P: Ok sorry but I am the sick.
[RPC-618-P spins in a circle, and Dr. Burnham appears alleviated.]
Burnham: Ah, thank you. Anyways, first question. Who exactly are you?
RPC-618-P: I am Pestilence, very smart sickness. Very.
Burnham: Right, what do you do, exactly?
RPC-618-P: I am the sick, I make sickness. If someone is not sick, I make them sick. They cough a lot and get a runny nose. Indeed.
Burnham: What's your purpose in life?
RPC-618-P: Sickness is what am I. The pestilence it is yes. Give people the sick I must.
Burnham: …so your entire purpose in life is to make people sick?
[Silence for 8 seconds.]
RPC-618-P: Yes very indeed.
Burnham: Do you know why your creator made you this way?
RPC-618-P: I question no. It is good purpose for sick. It is good design for the sick.
Burnham: Right. Who is your creator, anyway?
RPC-618-P: I not know, but I do know I came from a happy place. Lots of happy kids there. Very nice.
Burnham: Ok, I think that does it. Thank you for your cooperation.
▉ END LOG
fig. 2.2: RPC-618-W. (circa 2015)
RPC-618-W is a 155 cm tall pillow, with a blue plastic bucket sitting on the top of it. It has been cut out in the shape of a knight's helmet, and has been covered in tinfoil. A utility belt has been fastened around RPC-618-W, and has been proven difficult to remove. The utility belt has three holsters, which hold various items. On the back of RPC-618-W is "Lutenant War" [sic] written in red marker.
RPC-618-W during an RPC-618-HESIOD event will slowly trudge around the room, using the two bottom corners of its pillow body to maintain movement. It has been heard screaming various battle cries that have been heard throughout History, such as "Deus vult", "Vive la France", etc. Other times, it will simply exclaim "I am powerful", "I can fight you" and other derivatives. RPC-618-A instances follow RPC-618-W, and take the form of miniature tanks and figures in the shape of heavily stylized humans. These RPC-618-A instances will sometimes fight each other. When any individual comes within 3 meters of RPC-618-W, RPC-618-W will immediately start attacking the subject in various ways, including: Throwing small paper balls, running directly into the subject, etc. These attempts have never resulted in harm being done to the subject. Individuals within 3 meters of RPC-618-W will express mild annoyance, and mild violent tendencies. When asked, RPC-618-W will stop attacking the subject.
Interviewer: Dr. Jonathan Burnham
Interviewed: RPC-618-W
Date: 10/3/2014
Format: Video
► BEGIN LOG
Burnham: Good morning, RPC-618-W-
RPC-618-W: ALALA!
Burnham: Excuse me-
RPC-618-W: DEUS VULT!
Burnham: RPC-618-W!
RPC-618-W: Yeah?
Burnham: Are you ready for the interview?
RPC-618-W: Yes, of course.
Burnham: Ok, great. First of all, what is your-
RPC-618-W: LIBERTY OR DEATH!
Burnham: RPC-618-W, what are-
RPC-618-W: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TA-
Burnham: God, that's not even a rea- I mean, what is your purpose in life? Why do you do the things that you do?
RPC-618-W: I was given the responsibility of war. For mother, the purpose given to me must manifest in my leadership.
Burnham: You're a… leader?
RPC-618-W: Yes, I'm the leader. I think so. BARRITUS!
Burnham: Where do you keep getting these battle-cries from?
RPC-618-W: I was taught. Can't remember who taught me, though.
Burnham: Was there a point in time where you and your, uh, colleagues existed at the same time?
RPC-618-W: Not since the war.
Burnham: Wait, what? What wa-
RPC-618-W: I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ALIVE! BLOOD FOR THE BLO-
Burnham: What is this war you were talking about, RP-
RPC-618-W: VIVE LA FRANCE!
Burnham: Answer my goddamn questio-
RPC-618-W: [Aggressive screaming]
[At this point, RPC-618-W began to bang its head against the wall. After 2 minutes of this, Burnham was escorted out of the interview room by an ASF member. RPC-618-W continued this action for 37 minutes.]
▉ END LOG
fig. 2.3: RPC-618-F. (circa 2014)
RPC-618-F appears as a paper plate, with a stereotypical "angry face" drawn on the front in black marker. The plate is fastened to a cardboard box. Affixed to it are 4 appendages, which act as arms and legs. These appendages are made out of paper, and support RPC-618-F's weight. "Famen" [sic] is written twice in green marker on RPC-618-F's chest.
During an RPC-618-HESIOD event, RPC-618-F will drag itself around the area using its appendages. Shallow breathing can occasionally be heard originating from RPC-618-F. It utters sentences that only consist of single words, such as "Hungry", "Eat. Become", "Skinny", etc. The RPC-618-A instances that follow RPC-618-F take the form of pigs and cows. Individuals within 3 meters of RPC-618-F will express great hunger, and a desire to consume edible objects. When asked, RPC-618-F can remove the feelings of hunger from an individual.
Interviewer: Dr. Jonathan Burnham
Interviewed: RPC-618-F
Date: 9/27/2014
Format: Video
► BEGIN LOG
Burnham: Good evening, RPC-618-F.
[Silence for 12 seconds.]
Burnham: I-I said good evening, RPC-618-F.
RPC-618-F: Evening.
Burnham: Ah, good. I just need to ask you a few questions: What is your purpose, RPC-618-F?
RPC-618-F: Hungry. Spread. People. Order.
Burnham: Order? Ordered by whom?
RPC-618-F: Mum. Pandora.
Burnham: Is this "Pandora" you speak of nice?
RPC-618-F: Good.
Burnham: Then why did she create you?
[Silence for 5 seconds.]
Burnham: I-I’m sorry. I meant… why would she give you this purpose to make people hungry? That doesn’t seem very nice, wouldn’t you think?
RPC-618-F: Pandora. Can't. Change. Purpose.
Burnham: Can you… elaborate on that?
RPC-618-F: Purpose. Forced. Imagination. Limit. Creation.
Burnham: Are you saying being this way is your purpose, or being this way is the result of her imagination’s limit?
RPC-618-F: Truth.
[Silence for 16 seconds.]
Burnham: Is that all you have to say?
RPC-618-F: Yes.
▉ END LOG
fig. 2.4: RPC-618-D. (circa 2014)
RPC-618-D is a 120 cm tall figure made in the shape of a stereotypical hunched “Grim Reaper” It is made out of black plastic boards, papers, held together by white duct tape. A blue balloon takes the form of its head, with a crude mask of a skull masking it. On RPC-618-D’s chest is “Death” written in red marker. RPC-618-D carries a paper scythe permanently taped to its hands. Multiple paper strips surround the object's body used as an extra limb.
Upon manifestation, RPC-618-D will haphazardly drag itself around the area using its scythe. Individuals within 3 meters of RPC-618-D report feeling drowsy and weak. The RPC-618-A instances that follow RPC-618-D take the form of stereotypical ghosts and gravestones. Upon eye contact with a human or animal, RPC-618-D will attempt to inflict harm on the subject with its scythe by hitting the subject until RPC-618-D runs out of energy, which usually takes 40 seconds. Despite RPC-618-D’s high aggression, it is mostly harmless and will stop if the subject requests so. RPC-618-D is incapable of speech.
Interviewer: Dr. Jonathan Burnham
Interviewed: RPC-618-D
Date: 7/2/2014
► BEGIN LOG
Burnham: Hello, RPC-618-D.
[Silence for 6 seconds.]
Burnham: Are you… ready for the interview?
[Silence for 12 seconds.]
Burnham: Well, are you?
[Silence for 7 seconds.]
Burnham: Hello? Hello…?
[Silence for 34 seconds, as Dr. Jonathan Burnham looks around the room in confusion.]
Burnham: [Looks towards the ASF agent monitoring the interview] I don't think it can speak.
[Silence for 23 seconds.]
Burnham: …yeah. Ok.
▉ END LOG
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