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Registered Phenomena Code: 518

Item Type: Object

Lethality Rating: Orange/Utility

Hazard Types: Destabilization Hazard, Auditory Hazard

Overseeing Personnel: Father Garcia - Dr. Edwin Koteas

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Abstract: An amateur rap album containing six songs meant to be used as summoning or exorcizing incantations for antagonistic extra-dimensional creatures of the Abrahamic faiths. Current usage of RPC-518 has been indefinitely restricted due to “Accident 518/001”.

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Safe Handling and Usage: One original copy of RPC-518¹ is safely stored in the “Anomalous Media and Archives” sector of Site-113.² Personnel are not authorized to interact with the stored copy without the direct approval of Site-113’s Director. Physical and digital copies of RPC-518 are readily available for all Level 3 personnel from the BOA’s Prometheus Primogenitus as long as all safety rules of “Demonic Safekeeping” are properly followed; that being a set of guidelines imposed across Site-113 for the prevention of demonic-based accidents during testing due to their abundance:

• Summoning of demons higher than Lesser Lords as stated by Site-113’s SDH³ is restricted to only Level 3 personnel
• No personnel are to enter in deals with demonic entities unless approved by Site-113’s Primogenitus Director Dante Denholm
• No more than 3 entities are to be present at a time in Site-113 unless stated otherwise by the Director
• Summoning seals are to be only drawn by expert calligraphers in Site-113 with white “Fulltouch” chalk
• Never attempt to summon a demon alone, nor summon a demonic representative of any of the Seven Deadly Sins as stated in the “Lanterne of Light”

In the case of a grave attack or breach of containment by or of demonic entities, RPC-518 will be broadcasted from speakers installed across the entire site as an initial containment measure. This method has shown great success in hindering most entities of the aforementioned kind long enough for ASF units to properly respond.

Attempts to locate the author of RPC-518 by ACI operatives have been unsuccessful, and it is currently believed he may still inhabit the academy’s grounds.

RPC-518 - Usage Update

Usage of RPC-518 for all non-defensive purposes, as well as the entirety of the Primogenitus operations, have been temporarily suspended or postponed by GD-SCHL as of 12/10/2020. All requests for its usage outside of current guidelines will be met with intense scrutiny. All unauthorized usage of RPC-518 will result in varying degrees of punishment.

The actions that led to “Accident 518/001”, including the overall operations of Site-113, are currently under review by the Board of Global Directors.

You have been warned

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Cover of RPC-518

Description: RPC-518 is an amateur rap album titled “Chilling at the First Temple,” composed and edited by a student of the Academy of True Art going under the pseudonym of “MC Solomon” (in reference to the famous Hebrew king of the United Kingdom of Israel circa 970 to 931 BCE). The album contains a total of six songs, two of which are collaborative tracks, as well as a two-minute message from the author at the end of the album. The songs in the album are based on the life and legend of King Solomon, with certain modern slang and scenarios added into it.

The anomalous properties of RPC-518 come into effect when played in conjunction with occult rituals or summonings of demonic entities (as well as those that cast them away) pertaining to the Abrahamic faiths, especially those that abide by the rules of the “Lesser Keys of Solomon.”⁴ This anomalous property manifests as an increased efficiency of the aforementioned rituals in almost all cases. It has also been shown to debilitate said entities when played in their presence.

A list and short description of all tracks in the album follows:

[+] Album Track Record

• Chilling at the First Temple
  • After having sacrificed an unspecified item to God, MC Solomon goes to sleep. God⁵ then appears to him in a dream and asks what he wants from him. MC Solomon requests “rapping wisdom” to please and guide his people. God abides by the request as he did not put himself over those he reigns over in his wish.

• Half-Babies/Half-Issues
  • MC Solomon raps about his trust issues with those around him; fake “homies” and fake “chicks” that follow him about just for his talents⁶ and wisdom. At one point, two women ask MC Solomon to decide for them when a fight breaks out over the real ownership of a kid. Solomon tells the women he shall cut the child in half to share, causing one of the women to give up on the grounds that the kid is not damaged. MC Solomon recognizes her as the true mother and the issue is resolved.

• 666 Bars (or 18,125 letters)
  • Heavily complex rap with over 82% unique word usage across the track’s three-minute run. MC Solomon talks about his efforts to obtain great wealth for his “hood” with the help of his dad’s friend, Hiram.⁷ Though the song, MC Solomon becomes evermore greedy and starts accumulating wealth for his own personal amusement. Hiram grows worried as the song goes on, trying to take care of his deceased friend’s son the best he can even though he won’t listen.

• More Queens, More Temples
  • As MC Solomon accumulates more wives and concubines (over 700 and 300 respectively), they begin forcing him to build temples to worship their own deities across his kingdom and even his “crib.” God is angered by his actions after he had bestowed so many gifts onto him for just unconditional faith. God then declares that MC Solomon’s “hood” shall fall and break apart following his death and the ascension of his son as the new king. He claims that, however, one “gang” shall remain for his son to reign over as a result of his love for the nation’s people.

• More Wine, Asmodeus
  • MC Solomon has spent the past years summoning demons to fight and enslave under his will, including Asmodeus himself. He does this by using the “Seal of Solomon”, which he has outfitted into a gold ring. He begins to become more careless as he fights and enslaves more demons, allowing them to “plot under his nose” while he tends to personal matters. This results in Asmodeus⁸ tricking MC Solomon into taking his “bling” off, stealing it, and tossing it into the sea for a fish to eat. He then grabs MC Solomon and throws him across the desert.

• A Last Meal
  • After having worked as a cook for a foreign king, marrying, and then recovering his ring from a fish market, MC Solomon returns to the kingdom. While he was able to cast off all demons from the land, his “hood” is in great disarray and chaos. He then has a new revelation from God and begins trying all he can to rebuild the city as well as atoning for his past sins. However, and before he is able to fully complete his task, he dies from a heart attack. The song leaves the ending open for interpretation about MC Solomon’s fate in the afterlife.

[+] Final Track/Author Message

Hey, if you are listening to this, it means the album is over! I want to thank you all very much for sitting through this mess. This has been pretty much my first major project since I’ve been at the Academy and, to be fair, it came out pretty damn well. While I may not be Solomon, or even Jewish for that matter, this was a very fun topic to look into.

[A few seconds of silence]

Oh, yeah! I also want to thank Jerry and Willy for their vocal help on the album. I’ve never seen someone make such a good demon impression as Jerry does, cheers man! Uhhhhhh, what more? Yes, I also placed some auditory anomalies in the album—don’t worry it's nothing bad—, but you might wanna see what happens if you summon a demon while playing the fire found here; or you could also find some of the album’s hidden features… If everything goes well and the teachers like it, you’ll find this album in ALL stores I can get them to, as well as on my website: ███████████████⁹

Thanks again for listening, and love from Kyle! Never forget, reality is our canvas.

Attempts to locate the source of RPC-518 have so far been futile. No records of delivery from any music store include mentions of MC Solomon, nor do any shipping companies in and out of Europe. However, appearances of RPC-518 in public stores have seemed to decrease over the past years, and may eventually cease altogether.

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Discovery: RPC-518 was first discovered in Utah, USA, after a cult of satanists utilized it to summon a “lesser servant of hell” as according to the texts found inside the building. The entity was successful in tricking the cult into freeing it, killing half of its members before wreaking havoc across the town. Neutralization Team personnel were quickly deployed to deal with the situation as well as apprehend all those involved with its manifestation. After successfully terminating the entity and amestecizing affected civilians, the remaining members of the cult were brought to Site-113 where they confirmed the existence of RPC-518.

A follow-up investigation by ACI personnel revealed that copies of RPC-518 could be found in multiple stores across the country. An extensive recollection and banning of RPC-518’s distribution was required to remove most instances from their stores. Attempts to reach the Academy and ask for the cease and desist of its distribution have yielded no results thus far.

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[+] Accident 528/001

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08/10/2020 - Sector-W3/Prometheus Primogenitus Department

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Participants:

• Father Garcia
• Dante Denholm
• Several Primogenitus Assistants
• DE-A33

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Foreword:

During testing on an unrelated anomaly, RPC-███,¹⁰ a standard summoning was directed by Dante Denholm, with Father Garcia supervising. The test took place in order to assess the nature of the entity possessing RPC-███ (while utilizing RPC-518 as customary on the site). A recording of the events follows.

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< Begin Recording >

[Denholm enters the testing room with his assistants, all dressed in black robes containing various protection sigils and demonic symbology—meant to increase the effects of the ritual.]

[Father Garcia, who had come from Site-078 at the request of Denholm, is sitting on the corner of the room per safety protocols during this test. Father Garcia had been supplied with the necessary exorcism tools should testing get out of hand.]

[A new assistant enters the room, carrying a mac laptop in his hands. He plugs the device into a small speaker and begins playing RPC-518 at a considerable volume.]

Garcia: Is that really necessary? I know you told me this was an important matter and all, but I don’t think coming all the way from Site-078 just for a pinwheel was a good idea. And you know I do not approve of this. Right, Denholm?

Denholm: I do not expect you to understand my ways, Father. But trust my words when I say that this is quintessential to our ritual, and our duty to humanity. Just wait and see…

[Another assistant places RPC-███ on the center of the room, and all present, except Father Garcia, gather in a circle around it. “Half-Babies/Half-Issues” is currently playing.]

Denholm: By the power bestowed onto me by otherworldly entities, and by the fire recorded in this album, I hereby command you to show yourself in the flesh!

[Fire begins to surround RPC-███. The lights in the room flicker.]

[Denholm grabs salt from his waist bag and throws it in a circle around the anomaly. His assistants began chanting to keep the entity under control.]

Denholm: Prepare the Bible, Father! This one is stronger than expected. I hereby command you onto my will, servant of the Morning Star! Deaf to your lies and blind to your tricks, grant us your presence as I dictate!

[Smoke begins flowing from RPC-███. From it, a humanoid figure forms.]

Garcia: Dante! Stop this at once, I don’t like what I’m seeing. This isn’t a mere servant!

Denholm: Sorry, Garcia, but it's too late to turn back now! Keep chanting lads, he is almost on his knees!

[The entity manifested from RPC-███ uses the smoke to blow away the salt circle. It then slashes out to one of the assistants and throws him into the east wall, breaking the second circle and throwing most personnel into the ground. Father Garcia stands up.]

Garcia: Francis! Dante, are you deaf? Stop at once!

Denholm: Third track Father! Turn the volume up if you want us to get alive from this one!

[Father Garcia complies. This seems to weaken the entity (hereby designated Demonic Entity A33 as per formal Site-113 formatting).]

DE-A33: TURN THAT BLASTED SHIT DOWN.

[DE-A33 manifests a standing microphone-like object in front of it, apparently made from volcanic rock, alongside two red maracas.]

DE-A33: I SHALL SHOW YOU ALL WHAT REAL MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE.

[The smoke surrounding RPC-███ completely vanishes, revealing DE-A33’s gray, caprine body. It then begins shaking around the maracas while heavily contorting its body in a presumed dance-like rhythm. The current track in RPC-518 shifts into a more rural-like instrumental composition to accompany DE-A33. The cause behind this is yet unknown.]¹¹

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH DANTE, MY FELLOW FRIEND
IT SEEMS YOUR MINDLESS BELLOW HAS FINALLY BROUGHT YOUR END.
TIMELESS SECRETS WERE ALL YOU SOUGHT, YET COULDN’T UNDERSTAND.
BLASTING MUSIC WAS YOUR SHIELD, THOUGH THEY WORK NOT ON THE FIELD,
NOW YOUR SOUL IS MINE TO BRING TO HIM. FACE YOUR CREATOR THERE BUT NOW FACE MINE HERE!

[While still shaking the maracas around, DE-A33 slowly approaches Denholm. On the other side of the room, Father Garcia attempts several prayers for the dispelling of the entity, but it appears that RPC-518 is imposing some sort of opposing effect over them, noted by the mac laptop playing it glowing every time Father Garcia ends a prayer.]

[Father Garcia begins looking around the room’s storage for any type of assistance after its attempts at exorcism fell deaf into the entity. He comes across an old wooden guitar, which he quickly grabs. In a fast sprint, he places himself between DE-A33 and Denholm. He begins playing, further adding to the current music.]¹²

But now face mine here…
There shall only be one “Him,” and it shall not be your Lord.
Here I call all rationale to see your presence and evil floored.
Need you not to retrieve on this realm so return from whence thou came!
The word of the Lord shall overwhelm for all you are to blame…

[DE-A33 stops for a second, seemingly confused, but then begins to smile. Its movements become more potent as does its instrumental performance. The site rattles around every time it shakes the maracas.]

FOR ALL YOU ARE TO BLAME.
THE FIRST SINNER HAS COME WITH HIS GUITAR.
CALLING NAMES WITH THE DEEDS HIS SOUL HERE HAS TO PROCLAIM,
SON OF GOD YOU CALL YOURSELF,
YET YOU SIT STILL ON A CHAIR
OBSERVING ALL THIS BLASPHEMOUS AFFAIR…

All this blasphemous affair…
I expect not your ravenous form to be aware
Of our endless warfare for humanity's sake.
The lord is my fortress, he is my refuge, so now I speak to thee:
Spit your name! Spit it now and spit it here! The lord commands and so shall we!

[DE-A33’s mouth begins to rack back and forth apparently against its will. He tries to close it shut, but fails to do so before speaking.]

█████████!¹³

THE LORD COMMANDS AND SO SHALL WE.
I ONLY HAVE ONE LORD AND FOR HIM I MUST ACT,
I MAY GO AS YOU WISH, GO BACK TO MY HOARD.
BUT NOT WITHOUT ENDING MY PACT, NOT WITHOUT HIS SOULS IN MY HANDS.
SO BE IT DONE AND LET ME GO! FOR HELL I’M GETTING BORED.

[Denholm attempts to crawl out of the way but is stopped by a forming cloud of ash, presumably made by DE-A33. This barrier also covers the room’s door, preventing ASF units from accessing it.]

For Hell I’m getting bored…
I shall give you some fun, █████████, if I recall,
Your presence here, I shall not permit, your evil act,
your filthy stand. Your desire to make people crawl in fear…
In the name of the Mighty here I now call, the Virgin Mary and her blessed soul, The Holy Infant of Atocha and his staff, Saint Antonio I may also name. And by their name, you shall come back, the depths of Hell, the fire and wrath. For all eternity, in your infinity. In the name of the Holy Trinity!

[DE-A33’s physical body begins to demanifest back into smoke as it falls to the ground. Beams of light can be seen coming out of its wounds.]

DE-A33: ONE DAY, DANTE. YOUR SOUL WILL BE MINE.

[DE-A33 completely manifests back into ash. All anomalous effects, including those affecting RPC-518, dissipate as well.]

[Several assistants of Denholm are injured, including himself, although none in a critical state.]

Denholm: And where did you learn to play like that?

Garcia: Have you ever heard of Florentino and The Devil? Might give you an idea.

Denholm: I’ll read about it later, but thanks for saving my soul. I assume you want answers now.

Garcia: Many. Why does this demon know you?

Denholm: Well… I have quite my years in this department, you know, and a lot of stuff has happened since we both, uhhhh “parted ways.” You eventually get to know some people.

Garcia: Oh, yeah? And where did you “meet” this thing?

Denholm: An assignment in Venezuela. Let's say I accidentally messed up a deal and he’s been angry with me ever since.

Garcia: Enough for it to come to reap your soul? Do you just go on making deals with demons if I’m not around?

Denholm: You know what? I’m kinda tired, so why don’t we talk about this later, yeah?

Garcia: Don’t you dar-

[Denholm collapses in the ground unconscious due to physical exhaustion. ASF units are finally able to enter the room and escort all those injured into the Medical Wing.]

< End Recording >

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Additional Information:

Further research into the properties of RPC-518 is currently underway by the BOA. Further usage of the anomaly is prohibited until further notice.

[+] GD-SCHL NOTICE

Recently, I have been made aware of the operations taking place in Site-113, specifically those by the Prometheus Primogenitus. I have always been against the ways taught within this department, but did not interfere in their actions as I had thought they were together with us on our duty to protect humanity from evil. It appears I was incorrect.

During the Presidium’s digging of the records on Site-113, we have found documents, several dozens of documents, pertaining to rituals that were not related to the containment of anomalies in any way. Rituals done for nothing more than personal gain and vanity.

My sin of omission has come too far, and I will not stand for those that endanger the lives of their fellow colleagues without a care in their soul. All usage of RPC-518 for anything that isn’t defense against demonic entities is hereby restricted in Site-113, as decided by the Board. I hope that, despite our different methods, we can all still work together for the greater good.

All further projects related to RPC-518 will now be managed by Dr. Koteas for his initial efforts during the anomaly’s discovery and Father Garcia for his brave, although rather unorthodox, stand against the entity.

I wish all personnel in Site-113 the best, and that they may now be able to follow a better path.

- GD-SCHL

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[+] Show Footnotes

Footnotes

1. MC Solomon - Chilling at the First Temple (Limited Passover Edition)

2. All additional copies found in public stores by personnel are to be safely disposed of.

3. Standard Demonic Hierarchy

4. A grimoire on demonology and summoning rituals supposedly written by King Solomon himself.

5. Played by MC Solomon using a voice changer.

6. Monetary unit used at the time King Solomon was alive. Here used in reference to talents of gold.

7. Unknown individual and first guest in the album.

8. The second unidentified guest in the album

9. Dead link

10. A musical and flaming toy pinwheel powered by an unknown sapient entity.

11. DE-A33’s dialogue shall be signified by the color red due to its longevity and tonal formatting. Underline shall be used to emphasize the length of certain words/syllables/letters.

12. Father Garcia’s dialogue shall be signified by the color blue due to its longevity and tonal formatting.

13. All instances of this name have been redacted by request of GD-SCHL to prevent further invocations.

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