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A partially decoded instance of RPC-471-A with RPC-471-C-1 visible.
Registered Phenomena Code: 471
Object Class: Alpha-Yellow
Hazard Types: Extra-dimensional Hazard
Containment Protocol: Instances of RPC-471-A are to be monitored during broadcasts, and recorded for later decoding. Information obtained from decoded recordings of RPC-471-A is prohibited from being filed electronically. Any signs of geographical identifying features visible in instances of RPC-471-A are to be reported immediately. The address of PoI Rick Harrison is to be withheld from public view, and any information regarding the location of RPC-471-A.
Instances of RPC-471-B are to be recorded and filed physically. The verified chat rooms operated by RPC-471-C are to be monitored at all times for any changes in the rate of RPC-471-B occurrences. The text comprising RPC-471-B is to be put on the content blacklists of major internet sharing sites.
RPC-471-C are unable to be contained. Personnel are required to heavily monitor areas of ongoing political conflict for signs of RPC-471-A broadcast.
Description: RPC-471 is the designation for a set of anomalous cognitohazards relating to the popular reality program "Pawn Stars". RPC-471-A is the designation for any video media related to the program "Pawn Stars". RPC-471-A appears as a standard reality television show to viewers. RPC-471-A was not discovered until segments of the program had been decoded by a Authority device tasked with scanning internet data for signs of anomalous cognitohazards, resulting in the discovery of RPC-471-A's true nature. RPC-471-A is an memetic boundary created by a third party to disguise the transmission of video footage of violent acts, which include human torture and experimentation.
Screenshot of an instance of RPC-471-B, coded and decoded. Click to enlarge.
RPC-471-A was initially categorized as alpha-white until discovery of related anomalies was documented. In 2016, there was a sudden emergence of a variety of internet posts related to the general content of RPC-471-A. These posts gained a large amount of popularity in internet humour sites, spawning several popular culture "memes". In response to the sudden increase in prevalence of RPC-471-A, decoding of posts relating to RPC-471-A began, resulting in the discovery of RPC-471-B, and RPC-471-C.
RPC-471-B is the designation for a variety of internet posts containing text taken directly from RPC-471-A. RPC-471-B, when decoded, contain variable text messages addressing instances of RPC-471-C. An IRC chat channel was discovered consisting entirely of users posting instances of RPC-471-B.
RPC-471-C is the designation for a group of quasi-corporeal entities responsible for creating RPC-471-A and RPC-471-B. RPC-471-C are occasionally seen in RPC-471-A, and appear as indistinguishable silhouettes with white pigmentation corresponding to the location of the eyes. It is unknown why RPC-471-C possess no discernible identifying features. RPC-471-C do not vocalize when present in RPC-471-A, and communicate with other instances through RPC-471-B. The presumed leader of RPC-471-C instances has been theorized to have connections to PoI "David Jettison".
1: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door
2: Nice one, Rick, Can I be big hoss, but it's your pawn shop?
3: I'm Benjamin Harrison, and this is my USA. I work here with my old man and my son, Grover Cleveland. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that border.
3: I just thought about that from the other episode where Rick Harrison and Big Hoss finally go out on a date.
1: Speaking of that
3: What, Big Hoss?
1: I wrote a fanfic between RIck and Big hoss, and you'll never believe what's going to come through this door after 21 years
2: this is pretty hot
1: yesh
1: I heard they're featuring it today on Pawn Stars
2: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
3: We should hire more people at the pawn shop. We need more doors for thing to come through.
1: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door?
2: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door?
1: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2: ███.████.███/██████=███████
3: Noice job, Big Hoss.
3: anyone else excited for tonight's new episode
2: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door…
3: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door!
1: Okay, have you folos heard about the premier of the new Izzo piece?
2: I think I heard some sort of frogging about it, what's the spice?
3: Folos, I'm in France right now for Jettison's new installation.
3: Y'know, I found some red rooms online if y'all are interested, they aren't as good as what we normally do, but production on my film has been stalled a bit.
1: Speaking of production
3: I know you've been working on your abstractions, but frankly my dear, I don't think it'd garner much attraction.
1: I don't think you understand, the sensual beauty of innocence voyeurized… I have some unfinished shots if you so desire, friend.
2: Just thinking about that, It's… I long so for the taste of human hatred.
1: Yes… Remember the 90s?
1: That was a great time for us, everyone just killing each other, the art in its purest form…
2: Yeah, those were some good times. Our membership is down lately though. Humanity at the moment is comfortable. People are unwilling to consider the high art. Why must it be like this?
3: We need to just keep up with the cinema. Hopefully we'll attract some fresh blood.
1: Stop acting like you're the next Jettison, 3. We all know who here could banish both of you in an instant. And why would I ever stop with the film?
2: Maybe because you want to hold your audience hostage?
1: I could very well have you both ruined with my word…
2: ███.████.███/██████=███████ (Link shows a graphic video of two mutilated individuals engaging in intercourse with an apparently deceased child.)
3: Some select bits from the ongoing film.
3: We desperately need more material
2: I'm worried that we're going to fizzle out…
3: I try not to think about that too much and just focus on whatever fetid despair I can find…
