Spin, oh Spin
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Registered Phenomena Code: 442
Containment Rating: Alpha
Lethality Rating: White |
 Aggression |
 Ballistic |
 Climatological |
 Geological |
 Grouped |
 Invsibility |
 Psychotronic |
 Sapient |
 Sentient |
 Transmutation |
 Bio-Hazard |
 Contact |
 Corrosive |
 Electromagnetic Force |
 Explosive |
 Extreme Temperature |
 Radiation |
 Toxic |
 Destabilization |
 Extra-Dimensional |
 Gravitational |
 Teleportation |
 Temporal |
 Auditory |
 Emotional |
 Ideological |
 Info-Hazard |
 Memory Alteration |
 Mind-Control |
 Mind-Regression |
 Sensory |
 Visual |
 Animated |
 Aquatic |
 Ecological |
 Extra-Terrestrial |
 Immeasurable |
 Incorporeal |
 Mechanical |
 Microscopic |
 Organic |
 Regenerative |
 Titanic |
 Tychokinetic |
 Replicating |
 Newtonian |
 Ontological |
 Divine |
 Hallucinogen |
High Velocity |
 Proto-Mechanical |
 Proto-Newtonian |
 Proto-Sapient |
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Containment Protocols: RPC-442 is to be kept in an Alpha-class containment locker inside Site-██, accessible only by Level 2R or higher personnel. Any personnel experiencing attraction to the geometry produced by RPC-442 are encouraged to limit their own exposure, and if needed, admit themselves for psychiatric evaluation.
Description: RPC-442 is a felt tip pen with an inscription which reads: L'Academia Della Vera Arte. The object's anomalous abilities manifest themselves when it is used with the intention of drawing a basic, two dimensional geometric shape. All angles, curves and proportions will represent the ideal of the drawn shape. For example: Circles drawn using RPC-442 will have a constant radius, triangles with appropriate proportions, rectangles with perfectly parallel lines, and curves with archetypal angles of rotation.
Human observers of the shapes produced by RPC-442 will express satisfaction, stemming from an increase of neural transmitters and hormones. Furthermore, prolonged viewing has resulted in non-anomalous addiction. Dependency begins once RPC-442's shapes begin replacing common sources of dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin. The strength of the effect is miniscule, and different individuals show varying levels of natural resistance. However, it has been discovered that the user of RPC-442 themself is at a greater risk, and that extended use can cause treatable, but immensely severe conditions.
The Golden Spiral, the shape Salomé drew.
Discovery: RPC-442 was discovered in ██████, France, after a viral video surfaced of a young Remy ██████ recording his neighbor, Salomé ████, through a window. Authority attention was summoned when a majority of comments expressed views on the many spirals Salomé had drawn on his walls, celling, and floor, instead of the fact that Salomé was standing naked in the middle of the room, spinning. Suspicions of anomalous art prompted the Authority to investigate the shapes, leading to the discovery of their perfection. A more thorough exploration found a gilded box containing RPC-442. Laying beside the box, was a diary belonging to Salomé. Relevant entries have been documented below.
After 1 week, 6 days, 1 hour and 8 minutes, it's finally complete. Only god knows the amount of pens that succumbed to our trial and error. Nevertheless, I extend my deepest graciousness to those who helped. Their generosity is unmatched; how they selflessly spread perfection the way they do! Those Golden, it is of upmost necessity I join their ranks, after I've presented this beauty of a pen to my peers, of course.
Amazing! Astonishing! Simply awesome! My presentation utterly impressed the teacher along with the other students! The sexy angles, the tasty curves, the spicy edges! I can create the perfect of every shape! This power is simply incredible! My magnum opus will be the cause of many more magnum opuses, I can see it!
It is so great. Too great. With every perfection I create, yet another comparison to the ugliness of the world is revealed. I can't see beauty anymore. I can only create it. The rocky existence of this universe is pathetic. The world is a flawed King, and we're all his subjects. Forced to serve his disgusting reign, forced to lay down and take his irregularities. And his thrusts are disgusting, bent, uneven, they sway with a frequency that forces distain. And we take it, for we have not tasted the sweet nectar of real pleasure, of what can be. But those who call themselves Golden, and their Philanthropist, they have not only tasted, they have feasted. And they will allow us too. Together with the minds of the Academy, reality will be our canvas, and life, our brush.
More and more, the closer the limit gets, the more rounded the roundness rounds. I think, I think I love her. There's just something so different about her. She's so smooth, so perfect, so hypnotic. Oh god, the memories of my first crush are all flowing back to me. I can't stop, I see her everywhere. But, she's flawed. The King popped her cherry before I could. I hate him. I need to create more of her. More perfect versions of her. She's sooooooo curvaceous! She's a great mother, for her spawn are everywhere! I see them everywhere! But their father is disgusting. I will be better than him. I will give her perfect children, beautiful children! Then I will become one of her children.
I spin and I spin, I need to become a perfect spiral, like the ones I created for her. So I spin and I spin and I spin. But the King is plotting against me, he is making me fall! He may be disgusting, but the damn degenerate is powerful! What do I do? Maybe, I stay and watch? I could give cuckoldry a try, perhaps it's better than anticipated?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! It's much, much worse! Why would anyone submit themself to this torture?! No, no no no no no no. I will stand up, I will strip myself of this prison of fabric the King forced me to wear, and I will spin! I am spinning! I feel it! I'm ascending! NOOOOO! I fell again… I will spin again! I am spinning so fast, faster than the King can perceive! I feel his domain shattering around my spinning appendages! A circle! I'm creating a circle! I'm spinning! I'm becoming one with her! Yes! YES! Let the King challenge me now! the hardness of my spinning sword will chop him in half! It's soooooooooo hard! Fitting her beauty!
Spin, oh spin!
After containment, several letters from The Academy of True Art were sent to Site-██.
Greetings,
The situation with Salomé is greatly saddening, and we pray for his quick recovery. However, despite his creation hardly classifying as art, we still wish to examine it, for its demonstrations have intrigued us. The item in question poses no danger if used responsibly, so its return to us should not be an issue.
Please answer as soon as possible,
- L'Academia Della Vera Arte
Good day,
It appears you have not responded to our previous request. Therefore, we will continue to inquire about the item's return. We have tried contacting Salomé, nevertheless, he remains unresponsive. We have tried contacting the "Golden Ones" which he kept recommending, to no avail. At the very least, let us use it for a small while, afterwards it will be returned. Just a small while.
- L'Academia Della Vera Arte
Dear Authority,
You don't understand, the pen leaves an immeasurable impression on an artist. I would greatly want it back. At the very least, let me use it for a little bit. Just a little bit, then I'll return it, I promise. Just a couple of shapes. That's it.
- Professor Guillaume
