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RPC-315-A prior to containment.

Registered Phenomena Code: 315

Object Class: Gamma-Red

Hazard Types: Aggression Hazard, Organic Hazard, Sapient Hazard, Immeasurable Hazard

Containment Protocols: As of 14/03/██, RPC-315-A is currently contained in a Standard Humanoid Containment cell with walls made of solid oak wood coated in flame retardant chemicals. RPC-315-A's containment cell is to be guarded by no less than two armed ASF operatives with a recorded reaction speed of at least 0.15 seconds. Guards must be rotated out between every instance of interaction between them and RPC-315-A.

RPC-315-B is to be kept in an anomalous item storage vault at Research Site-021, which is currently located in Germany. Should RPC-315-A attempt to breach containment, active personnel on Site-███ are to initiate a controlled electric shock to RPC-315-B. If that is not sufficient enough to deter RPC-315-A, personnel are to activate the hydraulic press placed inside RPC-315-B's containment vault.

If in the event that RPC-315-A breaches containment, transportation of RPC-315-B is to be carried out towards the emergency containment vault based approximately 4 km below Research Site-███ and MST Whiskey-15 ("Wish Watchers”) are to be sent in pursuit to re-contain RPC-315-A.

Description: RPC-315 is made up of two distinct anomalous objects, of which are consecutively designated as RPC-315-A and RPC-315-B.

RPC-315-A is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 0.9 meters in height. Its head is larger in comparison to its small body, and some of its facial features such as the nose and ears, are also not proportional. RPC-315-A is dressed in apparel typical of 1830s Ireland, consisting of a military coat and an abnormally large hat. RPC-315-A largely speaks in a language similar to Old-Gaelic, but has shown to understand and speak English, albeit with a heavy accent.

RPC-315-A has displayed reality-warping capabilities and is extremely hostile. It has so far been able to completely breach containment with relative ease, mainly through becoming intangible and bypassing surfaces. Some materials are able to slow the process, primarily solid oak wood. This material is only marginally effective however, slowing the process by only 10%. If any source of danger is directed towards RPC-315-A, they can become intangible again, avoiding it. There appears to be a refractory period between each instance of intangibility, consisting of a 0.2 second pause in which RPC-315-A cannot manifest this property again.

RPC-315-A has a mischievous and child-like demeanor and will often attempt to play "pranks" on Authority personnel. These pranks comprise a slew of reality-altering events that generally cause harm to the individuals involved. Recorded pranks include the following:

  • Turning an individuals body inside-out
  • Condensing an individual into spheres ranging from 3 cm in diameter to 6 cm in diameter
  • Raising an individual's internal temperature to approximately 300 degrees Celsius
  • Filling an individuals stomach cavity with pyrite

These pranks, while affecting reality to a degree, last for approximately half a second, and possess a limited area of effect around RPC-315-A itself.

RPC-315-A is also capable of granting wishes, and unlike the aforementioned pranks, the duration these wishes last is slightly longer, as evidenced by the incident regarding CSD-9946 (See Addendum.)

RPC-315-B is a spherical pot made of copper, iron, and traces of an unknown metal. RPC-315-B is filled with various objects made out of 24 karat gold with no impurities that have been so far identified.

The contents of RPC-315-B consists of: 64% gold coins inscribed with Celtic symbols; 21% gold and silver goblets; 10% gold nuggets; 4% various jewelry adorned with emerald and ruby gemstones; 1% human teeth1. Regardless of how many objects are removed from the pot, the mass of the pot and its contents does not change, and remains at 68 kg. All items, excluding the human teeth, will transmute into pyrite matching said mass upon exceeding a distance of 12 meters from RPC-315-B. Using the gold for any transactional purpose without the express permission of RPC-315-A results in said gold transmuting into pyrite, colloquially known as "Fool's Gold".

Should RPC-315-B suffer any damage, such as a blunt strike, the damage will reflect upon RPC-315-A. There appears to be no delay between each individual event. Based on the interviews conducted with RPC-315-A and the subsequent acquisition of RPC-315-B, it is to be assumed that RPC-315-A draws its abilities from the possession of RPC-315-B. When without RPC-315-B, RPC-315-A is unable to utilize the vast majority of its anomalous properties, while wishes appear to be its only method of exhibiting any external influence without RPC-315-B.

Discovery: RPC-315-A was discovered in the ███████ Forest near the village of ████████, Ireland when there were reports of an anomalous entity wreaking havoc. Twenty civilians total within ████████ went missing prior to and during RPC-315's capture. They are assumed to have been terminated by RPC-315-A. When RPC-315-A was finally contained, 6 Authority operatives were KIA, 4 cases due to immediate cardiac arrest upon contact with RPC-315-A. The remaining deaths were a result of disembowelment. RPC-315-A was apparently incapacitated by some unknown force according to the remaining on-scene operatives. Any evidence regarding the incident was seized by on-site personnel. After the initial containment of RPC-315-A, RPC-315-B was soon discovered to be in the possession of CSD-9946, formerly PoI-2300 and later recovered by nearby Authority operatives. After RPC-315-A's relocation to their containment chamber, their anomalous properties were demonstrated upon the nearest operative at the time, who had their skeletal structure removed for a half second duration. Counseling was provided shortly thereafter to affected individuals.

Combing of the forest yielded no further results.

CSD-9946 was immediately detained by remaining forces and sent to Site-███ for interrogation. Below are the subsequent interview logs taken during initial apprehension of CSD-9946 and RPC-315-A.

Addendum: On 13/02/20██ at 20:12:33, all surveillance cameras observing RPC-315-A and CSD-9946 were disabled for several minutes, with the exception of of audio recording equipment. At 20:13:05, RPC-315-A's voice was first heard conversing with CSD-9946. The following is the audio recorded.

CSD-9946: W-what? Are you that mangy leprechaun?

RPC-315-A: The one and only.

CSD-9946: You didn't come just to stomp me into a pulp, did you?

RPC-315-A: I couldn't care less about your transgression against me. In fact, I appreciate it. Thanks to you, this lucky leprechaun's learned a couple o' lessons. Just for that, I wanna give you a wish.

CSD-9946: A wish? The hell do you take me for? One of those fat American tourists? You can forget it.

RPC-315-A: Don't you want a way out?

CSD-9946: [Snickers] A way out? You wouldn’t even let me lick your shoe, would you?

RPC-315-A: You found me pot o' gold, that means you deserve something for your efforts, wouldn't you say?

CSD-9946: Really?

RPC-315-A: Really, really. Don't you think what you've been going through's a tad unfair? Unlucky even?

CSD-9946: And what about all those people you killed?

RPC-315-A: Killed? You think a little lad like me could do that? You trust these people, who imprisoned you and took away everything you've ever cherished? You're a dumber donkey than me if you think you can put a lick of gold on these soulless bastard's words.

CSD-9946: I guess.

RPC-315-A: So. What do you say chief? Wanna be the big enchilada for once? Wanna make a wish?

Following the termination of their conversation, all surveillance cameras resumed operation. RPC-315-A seemingly remained within containment. However, CSD-9946 had been in the process of convulsing as surveillance resumed, exhibiting abnormal muscular spasms continuously for approximately 2 minutes. After the spasms had ended, CSD-9946 collapsed and appeared unconscious. After 2 more minutes had elapsed, their body resumed convulsions, albeit much more violently. CSD-9946’s musculature then expanded rapidly with their clothing and skin ripping, exposing the vast majority of their muscular system.

As the convulsions ended, CSD-9946’s height and weight had increased by roughly three times their original measures. CSD-9946 proceeded to rip the door to their chamber off its hinges, assaulting and terminating the nearest ASF personnel. On-site personnel were forced to terminate CSD-9946 after suffering three casualties as a result of CSD-9946's enhanced musculature.

RPC-315 was immediately questioned after the incident upon the subject of its interaction with CSD-9946 and why it occurred.

RPC-315: What do you think? That fat arse took me gold. It looked like he wanted a way out, so I gave him one. Course, he wasn't getting freedom, he was getting a bullet to the skull from you guys. I didn't even have to touch him to dish out his just desserts. I've seen what you dolts-in-white do. Us sadistic fucks gotta stick together, know what I mean? [Laughs]

It is unknown how RPC-315-A was able to communicate with CSD-9946 without escaping containment, and if it did, how it was able to exert its influence outside of its cell without being physically present. Further investigation is currently ongoing.

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