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Registered Phenomena Code: 262
Object Class: Alpha-White
Hazard Types: Sapient Hazard, Emotional Hazard
Containment Protocols: RPC-262 is to be closed off from the public eye with a five (5) meter high concrete wall surrounding the area. Any roads or pathways that lead towards RPC-262 are to be blocked by an electric gate blocking them to prevent unauthorized entry. Two (2) Off-site security guards are to patrol the area around RPC-202. One (1) security guard is to be stationed on a watchtower built at the north-east of RPC-262. Security cameras should be installed in every room of RPC-202. Security cameras are to only be installed in the living room, bedroom, kitchen and dining room, see Incident-262-1 for the explanation. Any plant life that exhibits any sedative properties found growing around 50m of RPC-262 are to be immediately uprooted from the ground and disposed of through incineration. Monitoring of RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2 is to be done at all times of the day. Daily scheduled 'Tea Time' sessions shall take place every afternoon. If personnel wish to have unscheduled sessions with the RPC-262 entities, they will need approval from Head Researcher, Harold R. Ames.
Any time RPC-262-1 wishes to brew new instances of RPC-262-A, one (1) off-site researcher is to monitor what it puts into the brew to make sure RPC-262-1 adds non-harmful ingredients. Security staff and researchers are to not consume any instance of RPC-262-A unless granted permission. If a person is caught consuming or taking instances of RPC-262-A outside of RPC-262 without permission, they shall be disciplined accordingly. If any unauthorized personnel are caught intruding within the area of RPC-262, they will be detained and questioned about their motives for intruding and will be administered amnestics.
Description: RPC-262 is a two (2) storied house with a 4mx8x4m basement, built around the Victorian era in ████████ Forest of ████████, England, thought to have been abandoned in ████. The house is built with normal building materials such as wood, brick, and concrete. The exterior wall of RPC-262 is painted a shade of maroon, the interior walls of the building are of lighter and brighter colors such as blue, yellow, and pink. The area surrounding RPC-262 is a forest of tall thin Pine trees with dirt footpaths leading to the home. RPC-262 is able to influence those within the forest area of the home, causing a person or persons to go along the footpath and enter the home. The range of how far RPC-262's influence can reach is 500 kilometers away from the origin.
RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2 sitting on the couch in their living room.
There are two entities residing within the home, designated RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2. RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2 are perceived as Caucasians of British descent, female and male respectively. RPC-262 entities don't have outstanding physical features other than their above average height, RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2 standing at 170cm and 190cm respectively. Both entities wear clothes that are designed to be in fashion during the late 19th century, more specifically the Victorian era. The two entities are observed to treat each other as a married couple. However, when looking at pictures and security recordings they are seen as small handmade dolls with the appearance of anthropomorphic cats wearing the same clothing. Security recordings show their movement being unnatural and stiff, and their hand-stitched faces showing a blank expression. The entities look around 35 centimeters tall and need wooden stepping stools to do basic tasks, though these stools are not seen when viewing the entities in person.
RPC-262-1 is shown to have a calmer personality than RPC-262-2, who has been shown to curse at security staff. Other than RPC-262-2 dissatisfaction with the staff, the entities offering any visitors "Tea Time" sessions that last between 10 minutes to an hour. Subjects after "Tea Time" experience an improvement to their mood and feel overall emotional betterment, which has since been explained by the entities to originate from the tea, now labeled RPC-262-A. RPC-262-A is a tea with a brown tint brewed by RPC-262-1. The substance is always poured into a small teacup that could easily be held in the palm of a person's hand. Testing of the substance has yielded no results as to what the ingredients are. When RPC-262-1 was questioned to what it puts into the tea, the entity responded with; "I don't want anyone to know my secret recipe, it's very special and it would sadden me for my recipe to be copied by someone."
Discovery: RPC-262 was discovered when a group of hikers were exploring the forest surrounding the home and followed the footpath towards RPC-262. When one of them took a photo of the entities residing in the home, the result was the photo in the document. The group grew nervous and left soon after the photo was taken and reported it to the police and took them to the home themselves. After the police discovered the home, the Authority was informed and went to RPC-262 to contain it. Amnestics were administered to any unauthorized witnesses.
Addendum-1:
Interviewed: RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2
Interviewer: Head Researcher, Harold R. Ames.
Foreword: Interview is conducted by Head Researcher, Harold R. Ames, about their origin, motives, and background.
<Begin Log>
Harold R. Ames: Good afternoon, RPC-262-1 and RPC-262-2.
RPC-262-1: Good afternoon,sir. Haven't we already told you our names? Mine is ███████ ████████, remember?
Harold R. Ames: Yes, I remember but I don't intend to use your real names in this interview.
RPC-262-1: Well alright, I guess it'll be fine.
Harold R. Ames: Alright. Now, can you tell me why-
RPC-262-2: No, I'll ask the questions here. Why in the bloody hell are there men in suits and weaponry around our home? What did we do?
Harold R. Ames: I'll get to that after the interview. Can you tell me why you live out here?
RPC-262-1: We never liked the city or towns, too loud and crowded and so my husband and I settled in a nice and quiet area. The forest is quite lovely, isn't it?
Harold R. Ames: Yes, it is lovely. Why do you lure in people to have afternoon tea with you?
RPC-262-2: Well, when you put it like that it sounds like we place a trail of candy to our home.
RPC-262-1: Be nice, darling. You see, my husband and I can't have children of our own and get lonely at times. We love each other's company but we also want to socialize in a peaceful environment. We do not influence people to come here but we do help those who seem to be a bit…down in the dumps, per se.
Harold R. Ames: How do you help those people?
RPC-262-1: We let them in to have a spot of tea. You should try my newest brew, I just prepared it this morning so it's quite fresh. RPC-262-1 takes a teapot from the table and pours a cup of tea for Harold . Here you go, deary.
Harold R. Ames: I'm alright at the moment. I need to finish this interview soon. I have a few more questions.
RPC-262-2: Bloody hell. Let's get this over with.
Harold R. Ames: Why do pictures that we take of you make it look like you are cat dolls?
The room falls silents. The two entities look at each other in shock and laugh together
RPC-262-1: Deary, do you need to lay down? Are you running a fever?
RPC-262-2: This clown seems to have lost his mind. What a [EXPLETIVE] lunatic!
Harold R. Ames: I am serious. Photos and video recordings of you two make it so you're seen as cat dolls.
RPC-262-1: Is that so? We are not sure what you are talking about, sounds quite absurd. We're just your lovely and regular English couple, nothing more and nothing less.
Harold R. Ames: Let's move on to the next question. What do you put in your tea?
RPC-262-1: Just a little family recipe, my mother taught me how to make it. I added some mint to the tea though to spice it up a bit.
Harold R. Ames: Who was your mother?
RPC-262-1: My mother was…I don't actually remember. I only remember that I did have one, I don't think she told me her name. I assume she was my mother since she's the one that raised me.
RPC-262-2: Are these questions going to get more personal?
Harold R. Ames: Just a bit, we need to know your origins. Where did you two previously live?
RPC-262-2: We used to live in London, such a loud city. The bloody people there have barely any manners. It was also very dirty, [EXPLETIVE] disgusting. My wife and I met when some woman introduced me to her. Was it your friend, darling?
RPC-262-1: No, I think it was my mother who introduced us. You were quite the troublemaker back then. I still remember that incident with you and ████, that was such a night.
Harold R. Ames: That's all the questions I will ask for now. Thank you for your time.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Authority personnel attempted to take the entities out of the home after the interview. This was rendered impossible, as when either of the entities goes farther than 5 meters away from RPC-262, they would be stopped dead in their tracks and blocked off by an invisible obstacle.
Addendum-2: Below are a list of requests made by the two entities residing in RPC-262 along with their reasons and the status of the request.
| Requests |
Reasons |
Status and notes |
| Five (5) brand new teacups, preferably with designs resembling teacups from the Victorian era, with floral patterns around the exterior. |
"The current teacups that we own are old and the designs are faded. It would be nice to get new ones to help brighten up our afternoon tea." |
Approved by Researcher █████. The entities have shown no hostility or aggression towards staff, so it is unlikely that the entities would use the teacups to harm others. |
| RPC-262-1 requested several herbs such as Atropa belladonna, Actaea pachypoda, and Mentha. |
"I saw them growing in the forests once and wanted to try adding them in my tea one day." |
2/3 Parts of the request denied by Researcher █████. RPC-262-1 was denied Atropa belladonna and Actaea pachypoda, as both are poisonous and can cause death. Its request for Mentha was approved. |
| RPC-262-2 requested for a violin to play. |
"It's too quiet at times, the wind ain't exactly the best thing to listen to." |
Denied by Head Researcher, Harold. The music may attract unwanted attention from the public if heard, compromising the security of RPC-262. |
| The two entities requested sewing needles and thread. |
"My wife cut herself when trying to pick up some teacup shards from the floor. It's a deep cut so we need the supplies necessary. |
Request denied by Researcher █████ Although the request for the materials was denied, Harold offered to help RPC-262-1 with its 'wound' himself. The entities took up his offer, letting him stitch up RPC-262-1's cut. |
| RPC-262-2 requested for a "Tea Time" session with Head Researcher, Harold R. Ames. |
"To have a talk with another man for once. My wife is good company to have but I would like to talk to a fellow gentleman." |
Request approved by Head Researcher, Harold R. Ames. Although the Head Researcher and the entity had a "Tea Time" session, Harold avoided consuming any cups of RPC-262-A throughout their talk. |
Addendum-3
Incident Log-262-1
Date of occurrence: 30/0█/20██
Time of occurrence: 06:30
The incident occurred a day after security measures were installed around RPC-262. RPC-262-1 was heard when it screamed from the upper-level bathroom of their home. When security checked on the entity, they saw RPC-262-1 in the hallways outside the household bathroom. When questioned as to why it screamed, RPC-262-1 pointed at the corner of the bathroom where a security camera was placed. RPC-262-2 soon came out of the master bedroom to check on RPC-262-1 then demanded to know what the security camera was doing in the bathroom. The security personnel explained to the entities that the security camera is needed to monitor their daily activities. Before the personnel could explain that since the recordings would not show them in the nude, RPC-262-2 removed its sleeping cap and slapped one of the guards with it. RPC-262-2 demanded to see the Head Researcher and to request for the security camera to be removed from their bathroom. Soon after, the cameras were uninstalled to avoid angering the entities and hopefully gain their trust.
Incident Log-262-2
Date of occurrence: 05/0█/201█
Time of occurrence: 20:40
Incident-262-2 occurred when music being played from a music box could be heard from within the basement of the home. When security staff attempted to enter into the basement, the door seemed to be blocked from the other side with various pieces of heavy furniture and objects. Personnel received no answer when they demanded the door to be open. The entities continued to ignore personnel demands and let the music continue playing, causing concern of a security breach. Back-up was called in to aid in breaking the door down which took personnel around 30 minutes. Once the door was down and there was an entry-way for personnel to go through, RPC-262-2 showed visible annoyance. The two entities seemed to be in the middle of a waltz, with RPC-262-1 being lowered back by RPC-262-2. RPC-262-1 stood straight up and turned to a music box to close it. When questioned as to why they did something that was dangerous for the Authority, RPC-262-2 responded with; "We haven't had our dance for years thanks to you. Can't a man and a woman have a romantic moment? How'd you feel if I shut off everything that you could do?". Harold explained that what they did could've breached containment and expose the Authority. Harold and RPC-262-2 went back and forth with arguments and insults before RPC-262-1 broke off their fight and told RPC-262-2 that it was getting late. The basement was then locked up after this incident.
