The Man with All The Gifts





Mugshot of RPC-004-J shortly after recovery.

Item #: RPC-004-J

Object Class: Beta

Containment Protocols: RPC-004-J is to be kept in a Type-2 humanoid containment cell at Site-009, which should contain a bed, a toilet and a 30 inch TV along with Blu Ray player and selected movies by the Authority. RPC-004-J is to be monitored at all times and any indication that leads to RPC-004-J masturbating should be met with physical punishment including but not limited to: beating with a baton, forced cold showers, and waterboarding.

Should RPC-004-J request to see any form of video, it should be approved by a Level-3 officer and his viewing sessions should be accompanied by a monitoring staff. RPC-004-J is to have his hands bound by cuffs during the viewing sessions.

Description: RPC-004-J is a 41-year-old human male of Canadian background with brown hair, blue eyes and weighs 99.8 kilograms and is 1.78 in height. RPC-004-J possesses no anomalous properties except for the ability to expunge any form of video that he masturbates to. Eye contact is critical since the subject must have visual contact with the video during ejaculation. Additionaly, microscopic analysis has shown that his sperm cells are [REDACTED] and contact with organic matter will lead to [REDACTED].

Currently, RPC-004-J's anomalous ability doesn't work on images, photographs or its own reflection, it does however work on audio recordings. (See Experiment-1). Subject has been known to pretty social with the monitoring crew despite his relatively closed social personality, known to engage in conversations with them on many subjects including philosophy, pop culture and filmography. RPC-004-J has shown subjects of depression during psychiatric evaluations, during which RPC-004-J has repeatedly expressed his wish was to create a healthy and big family.

RPC-004-J has said in several interviews that his anomalous ability was first surfaced to him after a breakup with one of his close individuals, he recalls masturbating to a pornographic video afterwards as a form of therapy, then was shocked when the video vanished in front of him and the internet after ejaculation, since then he abstained from viewing pornography untill his recovery by the Authority (See Recovery Log). However, he reluctantly agreed to take part in the Authority's Orion Project for the eradication of child pornography. (See Addendum 01)

RPC-004-J has been shown to be resistant to both videos with memetic and anti-memetic capabilities although he reports dizziness after prolonged exposure. He has also so far expunged about 3 videos of that nature as of [DATA EXPUNGED].

RPC-004-J has not shown any kind of wish to cause a containment breach, despite his disapproval of the Authority's way of action, he understands its purpose and is willing to comply by the rules and wishes of the staff.

Audio Transcript of a small conversation of RPC-004-j with one of the monitoring staff

<Begin Log>

RPC-004-J: [Waves hand] Hey…

Dr.█████: Hey man, what's up, what's your status?

RPC-004-J: Fine, man, what about you? Do they even allow you to watch movies here?

Dr.█████: Sometimes…motion pictures need to be approved by the Authority before allowed viewing.
RPC-004-J: Alright, what's your favorite movie, if there is one?

Dr.█████: The…The Shining

RPC-004-J: My man! Stanley fucking Kubrick, could watch this guy's movies all day. Favorite one from him is 2001: A Space Odyssey. You wouldn't happen to have a black monolith around here, would you? [Laughs]

Dr.█████: Heh…uummm…no.

RPC-004-J: I'm just messing with you, see you in a bit, alright?

Dr.█████: Sure. Take care mister ██████████.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: [RPC-004-J and Dr.█████ have been pretty socially close ever since.]

Addendum 01 : Personal log of Dr.██████ after the success of the Orion-1 experiment: Success! We have managed to expunge over 20 videos in the span of 6 hours, RPC-004-J has been a very cooperative and useful subject to the Authority. However, his mental state appears to be in a bit of a distress, I will make sure he gets issued with Class-B amnestics, to mellow a bit of his pain, so to speak.

Addendum 02 : Personal log of Dr.██████ after an interview with RPC-004-J: I managed to persuade RPC-004-J to continue cooperation with the Authority's Orion Project. Looking back in retrospect it seems like I should have started with less…shocking material, maybe some tapes of interrogation or field operations. Regardless, should the subject continue to display signs of disobedience after the upcoming Orion-2 experiment, I will make sure to contact the High Council for a possible treatment in order to reduce stress in his brain, maybe even make him positive to the content shown, although that kind of moots the promise i made to him that we would not tinker with his body.

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