April Fools 2020 Contest

Write an article that meets at least one of the following criteria:

1. Has 15 or more hazards (They must be legitimately relevant to the anomaly)
2. A Containment Division tone RPC. You are REQUIRED to follow the format. (You better hope Ascriber actually gets the format into existence)
3. A Malthus GoI RPC/tale where Malthus isn't just a generic antagonist fill-in but actually has development and character (crazy, I know)
4. If you had a Ghosts and Robots draft and didn't finish it, FINISH IT YOU BASTARD.
5. A tale that isn't WAY TOO FUCKING SHORT. 2k words+ (60% of our tales are less than 2k words and that percentage is TOO HIGH)
6. Write an article that is, in some way, based on the events of the Authority Minecraft server.
7. Write about tables.

Thanks to the anons who suggested the last two in the community poll.

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Congratulations to JimmyBoyHaha with the contest winner RPC-949 "This Table? It's NOT GOOD" at +10 with 10 votes. In second place comes a tie of +7 between High Gamma with Table at 21 votes and Ashtor3th with A Bat Out of Hell at 9 votes.

The winner of the Art and Memes Contest is High Gamma with Zzzzzzzzzzzz at +9 and 11 votes, with second place going to Vizlox with Baph Slaughters Boson; The Many Men Behind the Slaughter at +8 and 10 votes.

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Writing Submissions

• Table by High Gamma
• RPC-339 by BallYT
• JimmyBoyHaha's J2020 Entry by JimmyBoyHaha
• RPC-927 by Laclale
• RPC-306 by Jokah
• RPC-935 by TheSwedishChef

Art Submissions

• Zzzzzzzzzzzz by High Gamma
• Baph Slaughters Boson; The Many Men Behind the Slaughter by 0ktober

+ Archived Contest Info

The Deadline

Submissions Open: March 23rd
Submissions Close: March 26th

The winner will be announced on April 1st.

Rules

• Do not coldpost. You must receive at least two thorough pieces of criticism in the drafts forum
• Submissions must match at least one of the criteria in a justifiable way
• Wait until the submissions period opens to upload your page
• Pre-existing drafts are allowed, so long as they have never been posted to the wiki
• Edits to works are allowed
• Anyone found using alt accounts to upvote their submissions will be disqualified and banned from entering any further contests
• You can write a tale, RPC, or RPC-J

To Enter

1. Write your article and get feedback on the forums. Wait until the submission period opens on the 23rd to upload to the main site.

2. Post your entry to the site with the URL "contest:j2020<YourUserName>" with your site user name in place of <YourUserName>. For example, if a user named Chad were to post an entry, it would have the URL rpc-wiki.net/contest:j2020Chad.

3. Add the "j2020" tag to your entry so it shows up on this page.

4. In the discussion forum of the page, say which of the prompts your entry falls under. This will make my job easier.

Art and Memes Contest Info

This part of the contest is dedicated to the creation of RPC related memes, meme art, or any comedic art form related to RPC.

On the 28th, you will be allowed to post your entries to the site and voting will begin. The winner will be decided by whichever has the highest rating with the upvote/downvote system. The winner will be announced on April First.

You can post your entry to the site with the URL "contest:j2020art<YourUserName>" with your site user name in place of <YourUserName>. For example, if a user named Chad were to post an entry, it would have the URL rpc-wiki.net/contest:j2020artChad.

Make sure to add the "j2020art" tag to the page.

You are allowed to create more than one piece if you want, just put all the memes/art on your one contest page.

Art and memes entered cannot have been created before the art contest was announced. No reposts!!!

And the prize for winning? Either the Discord role of Top Artist or Master Memer (or both) depending on the content of your entry, a role you can brag about to whitenames to get a false sense of superiority!!!

Voting for writing submissions will be opened on March 26th after all entries have been submitted. Submissions and voting for art entries will begin on the 28th. The two highest rated submissions from each category will be featured on the front page for two weeks. Once the contest is over, writing submissions may be posted as normal articles.