House Opera’s Humble Ouevre

IMAGINE USING THE SCP BLACK HIGHLIGHTER THEME ON AN RPC AUTHOR PAGE HA GET FUCKED

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GIVE ME A GOD DAMN 1/5 STARS I DESERVE IT

Registered Phenomena Code: no u

Object Class: Fuckin' Euclid, idk.

Hazard Types: Shattered Glass. GET IT?

Containment Protocols: Throw a brick at it.

Description: Hm…nah.

Addendum: and/or Discovery: idk

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About me

My author page here hopefully won't be as long or as drawn out as my author page on…that other site we all talk about. How many people will actually read through this entire thing anyways? How many people actually read through the entirety of my other one as well as all the in-depth explanations per article and per Tale?

Anywho. I'm House Opera Glass does not match any existing user name. I joined RPC a while back, left because I thought big brother would ban me for being here, then came back after I stopped giving a shit. Now I'm here to stay. 'nuff said.

My RPCs

• RPC-496, the woman made from clay. Some dude makes a girlfriend out of magic clay. I got the inspiration for this from the Manikins from Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne. That game is trash. Don't play it.

My Tales

• Laura's Hands. A love story involving cosmic horror and really long hands. If I say anymore, I'll end up spoiling the story. This is my first contribution to the site and my most read story here. For now. Honestly, it's arguably not very RPC, but it did well, so I'm not complaining.

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• Non-Euclidean Restroom. Some dude takes a shit and ends up lost in an eldritch bathroom.

In Case I Leave or Die idk

I know I'm not exactly the most active or prolific writer here, so this tab might be a bit excessive, but fuck it. If for some reason I go quiet for long enough, Almarduk gets ownership over all my shit here, including my sandboxes.

shitposts

I bought an entire Monopoly set just for the top hat. I regret nothing. —Except for the fact that I still need to work on the RPC I had in mind for this fucking picture.

Actual long-winded bio if you’re interested

AIN’T NOTHIN’ HERE ANYMO’ LMAO