Hazard Types: [List hazards]
hazards are gonna be Sapient, Organic
Every month, ten RPC agents disguised as hikers will be deployed to RPC-XXX's territory to reaffirm negotiated deal and uphold Authority rapport. These ten agents must be fluent in Old Norse and learned in Nordic customs. Only one new member can be added to the negotiation team annually to maintain contact consistency for RPC-XXX.
Ten seems excessive but otherwise this is great stuff boss!
(paragraph break here) If, at any point, RPC-XXX breaks its agreement with the Authority,
Put a paragraph break there. Don't need the first two commas
…MST Charlie-9 "Countryside Hypocrites" will be deployed to the surrounding area via helicopter prefitted with a church bell, which will patrol the perimeter of containment. ASF teams must activate the loudspeakers placed along the path of the anomaly, which will play the sounds of thunder in steadily increasing volume. Should audio deterrence be ineffective in returning RPC-XXX to its origin, FI-50 Protectorate teams will be on standby with a Type-2 Aerial Firefighter carrying 300 gallons of holy water which will be distributed over the area for neutralization of the anomaly.
im a protectorate shill sorry but it fits so well
The demonstration of good behavior by RPC-XXX as per its agreement (including but not limited to: not stealing livestock, remaining within his 'sanctuary,' and refraining from killing civilians) will permit a 'Midsummer Celebration', with lamb, goat, and mead made readily available.
(paragraph break) During festivities, RPC personnel must refrain from mentioning any Christian idioms. While discussing other Abrahamic faiths is permissible, long-term religious discussions are not advised. Personnel may not interrupt or disrespect RPC-XXX's religious beliefs or practices.
RPC-XXX is a humanoid organism standing at 15m tall, whose dermis consists of a mixture of sandstone and limestone. All hair on their body is comprised of sphagnum and peat moss, in addition to local varieties of grass and straw. Despite the anomaly's efforts of cleaning itself, clusters of mycelium grow along its back. RPC-XXX possesses unnatural speed for its size, recorded at a top speed of 40.2 kph and while its full strength is unrecorded, the entity has uprooted large trees and launched vehicles with apparent ease.
you forgot to say where its from in the description!
RPC-XXX identifies as Gunnar, referred to as a Jötunn, a mythological species of local folklore also known as a Troll. While unable to communicate beyond basic phrases in English, the anomaly is fluent in Old Norse.
(para break) RPC-XXX appears to suffer from isolation-related depression which is only temporarily mitigated by contact with humans. In past interviews, the entity has remarked that it "wished there were other Jötunn to keep [it] company." Despite an expressed dislike for mankind, it is agreeable to personnel it is familiar with.##
While Gunnar usually avoids his territory by blending into his rocky surroundingsGunnar usually avoids non-RPC personnel in RPC-XXX's territoryGunnar usually avoids non-RPC personnel in RPC-XXX's territory, hunters who track him down, or illegal mining operations in his caves tend to go missing. Gunnar has expressed that he no longer harms hikers because RPCs goat and lamb rewards taste better.
dont need this paragraph
Investigations into RPC-XXX's existence began after a string of hikers went missing disappearances during in the Long Range Mountains. This spike in missing persons would rise and fall, coinciding with the coming and going of summer. Coincidently, during the winter, an unexplained rise in the disappearances of hitchhikers, hikers, and hermits would occur in central Newfoundland. These incidents would peak on December 3, 1972, when the citizens of Buchans, Newfoundland, reported a string of missing pets. In addition, a food truck heading out of town was found wrecked by the side of the road. All food contents in the cargo bed, and the driver were found missing.
this is really rough, i'll rewrite it here:
Starting in 1964, the isle of Newfoundland experienced a consistent spike in disappearances in proximity to the Long Range Mountains over the summer, coinciding with disappearances in the forests of central Newfoundland during the winter. While initially attributed to non-anomalous factors, citizens also reported missing pets and sharp declines in local moose populations during the changing of seasons. This activity peaked in 1972 as a truck hauling food and other goods was toppled and looted on the road leading to the town of Buchans, whose driver was subsequently never found.
You never say how they find it… I'll write something
Local law enforcement discerned that the pattern was reminiscent of migratory behavior in certain species of animals, and after determining the "route" likely taken by the perpetrator(s), attempted to intercept it under the assumption it may be a pack of predatory wildlife. On August 3rd, 1972, a report brought to the Authority's attention described how four police officers patrolling this predicted route encountered a "massive bear" that assaulted several officers with a "log or some sort of club" before they fled via car.
MST Charlie-9 "Countryside Hypocrites" began coverup and containment operations in cooperation with a local Research team who believed the anomaly may be mythological in nature. Dr. X, a resident linguist of site XXX…
im so eepy ill finish later
