vigorously masturbating
This got a chuckle out of me.
VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
… Subjects A through D reach the top of the Old Royal Palace's staircase and begin placing objects on the altar.
1016: Subject C laid the bouquet…
"reach" and "laid" are in too different tenses. Make sure everything is in either past tense of present tense throughout the article.
Note: RPC-690-2 bears numerous physical anomalies: While the subject always displays light blue/green heterochromia, its physical appearance varies depending on the observer's romantic or sexual interests. It will always appear as female regardless of the observer's sexual orientation.
For example, when Researcher Albrite observed RPC-690-2, the subject was directly perceived as his fiancee despite residing in Yuma, Arizona as of 06/23/2016.
Meanwhile, another Site researcher described the subject resembling American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift.
I found this to be a bit weirdly worded. I had to reread it a few times to understand.
Afterwards, the Site personnel contacted Site Command; an attempt to communicate with the presiding government of RPC-690-A was made.
I don't think a semicolon is supposed to be used here. This is supposed to signify a cause and effect relationship between the two clauses which should be connected with a word like "and".
enrolled in a World History 101 course
Wait what? How could the MST be enrolled in a course at a school inside the alternate universe? They are just entering it right? This is confusing to me.
an RPC-690-2 Arabic female of athletic build and appearance, wearing a black-over-white smart suit, walked into the room.
I think the second comma should not be here.
Overall, I really enjoyed this article. Despite a slightly jarring overall pace to it, I thought the logs were executed very well.
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