After re-reading this article over a year later it has grown on me, much like the porcelain on these children. This article is short and simple, but also quite scary.
Actually, I'm not sure if "scary" is the right word. It doesn't really scare me at all, but I still delight in the "wrongness" of it. Black comedy, I suppose. 5/5
(Some of the writing is a little awkward, as I mentioned in the previous review. Most notably, the description for the 30-day symptoms is comma spliced as all hell. Not really a big deal.)
(Edit: This review was modified as part of the "DoubleDenial Hides His Worst Reviews" program. Just had to make myself look like less of a moron, that's all)