Hmm. It's written well, but at the end of the day it's just another bland thing-that-kills-you article. The end bit feels just a bit tacked-on, and just added to make it supposedly more interesting. +2
This is my wacky forum signature. You laugh at how wacky it is. Such a perfectly absurd forum signature is exactly the type of thing to make you giggle. Your entire life: It's all been leading up to this moment. Reading my crazy forum signature. All these years, all your struggles have been worth it. It's all downhill from here. All downhill from JimmyBoyHaha's forum signature.
Thank you.
