A fun, lighthearted, occasionally deadly RPC. Wonderful. The premise is good, and I have very few issues with the execution, this one is written quite well if you ask me.
I don't understand why it's "Alpha Beta yellow", considering any updated containment procedures wouldn't affect its containment rating - having to find a pasture and someone to milk it every day already qualifies it as a Beta even before the extra precautions are added. Perhaps the updated procedures would turn it from Beta yellow to Beta orange? The hazard type is also weird. It's not sentient, is it? This would count as sapient, organic, extreme temperatures, toxic… not sentient, though.
I'm also confused about the message in that last addendum. Unless I misread the acquisition notes, the Authority took the anomaly from its legal owner without using force or stealing it, so why would its "owner" be angry at them?
Otherwise, this is a fun little article, well done to the author.