RPC-7143-J: Pedophilic Door Knob
[[include component:image-block name=https://imgur.com/a/dRbjjF4|caption= RPC-7143-J in containment.]]
Item #: RPC-7143-J
Object Class: Sensual
Containment Protocols: RPC-7143-J is currently being held in the anomalous items room at site-44. After incident 7143-J, bring your child to work day is no longer to be celebrated at site-44. Any children affected by RPC-7143-J may receive therapy from Dr. ███████ if necessary.
Description: RPC-7143-J is a standard 3 inch door knob, composed of primarily iron, with a small, rubber keyhole. The door knob appears to have a form of sentience, with the ability to stretch and flex the rubber keyhole in order to create sounds, and even coherent words. The object has been recorded having lengthy conversations with many individuals, but mostly prefers to converse with young boys, primarily between the ages of 7 and 9.
Addendum: RPC-7143-J was originally found on the front door of 1018 Langtown Road, Mansfield Ohio. RPC-7143-J began manifesting its anomalous abilities by first targeting local children. The object used phrases such as “C’mon here little boy” and “Hey kid, want some candy?”. The door knob made an estimated 25 attempts to sexually seduce young children.
After reports of the door knob making sexual advances on local residence, the city police arrested the door knob. The object was placed on death row for multiple child molestation counts, but the electric chair had no effect on RPC-7143-J. It was at this point that the Authority captured the door knob, and brought it to site-44 for research. Research logs can be accessed below.
Interviewed: RPC-7143-J
Interviewer: Dr. ███████
Foreword: An early interview after RPC-7143-J had recently been obtained by the Authority.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ███████: Hello, I am a researcher. I would like to ask you a few questions.
RPC-7143-J: Go ahead, daddy.
Dr. ███████: …Alright.
Dr. ███████: Where did you originate from? Where did you obtain the ability to communicate?
RPC-7143-J: Well you see, I just knew all these wonderful little boys were out and about in the neighborhood. I couldn’t help myself! What was I supposed to do, not engage them?
Dr. ███████: That doesn’t exactly answer the question… moving on.
Dr. ███████: Do you enjoy doing anything unrelated to adolescent children? Perhaps you could enjoy playing a game or a puzzle?
RPC-7143-J: Oh, I LOVE playing games with little boys. If I could get the chance, I’d play spin the bottle or strip poker with them. That would be REALLY fun!
Dr. ███████: Moving on again…
Dr. ███████: Do you know what created you? Are there more of you?
RPC-7143-J: Say, you’ve been asking a hell of a lot of questions, and I haven’t even asked one! Let me just ask this one question and if you give me a good answer I may give you some good answers as well!
Dr. ███████: Ok… Go ahead.
RPC-7143-J: Do you have any children? Specifically little boys.
Dr. ███████: I think we’re done here.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: The object has derailed every single interview we’ve attempted to perform. A very miniscule amount of information on the RPC has actually been obtained.
Incident 7143-J: The following occurred a few months after containment, during the annual ‘take your child to work day’. During the event, Dr. ████ decided to remove RPC-7143-J from containment without authorization. He proceeded to leave the door knob under a table in the cafeteria, 10 minutes before the children were planned to arrive. This resulted in many children being verbally assaulted by the door knob. By the end of the ordeal, 26 children were left crying and were required to be sent home early. Dr. ████ had since been demoted to janitorial status.
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