Sorry my dude, didn't even make me exhale hard through my nose. The only thing more overdone than badly-written articles about monsters that kill you is joke articles about badly-written articles about monsters that kill you. Joke-wise this feels like something off Uncyclopedia from 2008, which isn't inherently a bad thing but this isn't pulling off that mid-2000s internet shock humor nearly well or audaciously enough to be funny.
There's also basic mistakes, like improper capitalization and not spelling 4chan right. And were you trying to do blackboxes for the hazards, or was that a placeholder? If the former, you can just grab them off the formatting guide or copy-paste them from literally any other article that has them. If the latter, the hazards are a great spot to inject unexpected humor in a -J, and you're missing an opportunity to not have them. Wacky hazards are cruise control for sensible chuckles as far as I'm concerned.
I also question why you'd write a -J about Backrooms articles here, of all places. Wouldn't that make more sense, you know, on the Backrooms wiki?
