Gouda-y everyone. This is the product of a few months of cheese-based intrusive thoughts stewing in my head in the form of stupid memes, which Minutemen does not match any existing user name liked so much he carried my ass on my own concept. He also made all the images and the extremely cool gif.
Thanks to Jammy, Angela, Mr. McMazing, Glass Operator and Tarbolin for their critique.
http://rpcauthority.wikidot.com/forum/t-14525161/cheesebrained#post-5209864