This is probably the least-affecting article I've ever read. The concept is decent but doesn't really go anywhere, and the clinical tone is mediocre. Just a few of the most egregious examples:
Despite RPC-507's somewhat reptilian personality and appearance, there are no scales visible.
Though if overfed, will start to consume organic matter.
Though its vocabulary abilities are limited. RPC-507 has been somewhat incoherent about 70% of the time when it has been spoken to.
True story: I read this article a while back, but it left me with so few thoughts that I held off from reviewing or rating it. It must've made a decent case for itself somehow though, because I don't feel inclined to rate any lower than 3/5.