It's an okay joke. Definitely something some will find particularly funny and that's the best you can hope for with one of these.
This is pretty short so I'm gonna be as stupidly nitpicky as I can.
Object Class: Omega-Yellow
You could add Utility as a secondary class.
RPC is to be contained in a 10cm3 low density polyethylene container and stored at 4° C.
"low density" could be hyphenated.
Also, is it an inconsistency that there is no space between "10" and "cm3" but there is one between "4°" and "C"?
these (4) are affixed to the top of the container and index with indentations in the body of the container to ensure a seal.
I'm confused by what this sentence means. Is it saying "…to the top of the container, and index with indentations…" or "…to the top of the container and index, with indentations…", and what does "index" refer to in this context?
RPC is not to be stored consecutively for longer than 4-5 days.
The hyphen could be an en dash.
These tests are primarily gustatory and olfactory in scope, and may not be extended to other means of research such as its textile or aerodynamic applications.
Since "tests" is the subject of the sentence, "its" should be changed to "RPC-XXX" or "the anomaly" or something similar.
When engaged, RPC is to be handled with a 21cm oblong instrument that has a concavity formed at its distal terminus.
"distal terminus" is a pretty weird phrase. Unless there's some context I don't know, it'd be better to use something like "farthest end".
If necessary, it is to be fortified with a substrate of coagulated, enzyme-converted lactic acid.
It's ambiguous whether "it" refers to the RPC or the surface.
nuget-like
nugget-like*