I wrote this article for the April Fools 2020 contest. It won. Very cool, very epic. Saw the prompt "write about tables" and wrote this in a few days. You may see more table articles from me in the future.
Thank you to Prototype_Toaster,
TheSwedishChef,
Vizlox,
TheGreatTarbolin69, and
ICFD for their criticism.
This is my wacky forum signature. You laugh at how wacky it is. Such a perfectly absurd forum signature is exactly the type of thing to make you giggle. Your entire life: It's all been leading up to this moment. Reading my crazy forum signature. All these years, all your struggles have been worth it. It's all downhill from here. All downhill from JimmyBoyHaha's forum signature.
Thank you.