Thoughts on a furry canon?
Thoughts on a furry canon?
Thoughts on a furry canon?
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Why are you interested? If you are a sex loving furry then you have the wrong idea, probably.
For the love of God Lieber, no. Please, just no.
depends
are they anatomically correct?
I was thinking yes.
then no you fucking furry
What do you mean? Them being anatomically correct would be fairly horrific, would it not?
Edit: Did you mean in terms of genitalia?
No.
I pronounce "pineapples" like I do "Minneapolis."
Imagine the APE Association, BEAR, and so on.
The furry canon would have animal puns and horror. Not furry sex horror, furry realism and bloodshed horror.
So, less like DeviantArt furries and more like Zootopia furries?
Yes, exactly. Instead of RPC Furries having horrible furry sex RPC furries would have to deal with carnivore/herbivore racism and stuff.
Imagine the horror of carnivore furries running herbivore concentration camps.
Herbivores sending their poor to war with the carnivores so that their rich are safe.
Not if it is regulated and who is writing sex fantasies for KK? Give me names so I can inquisition then.
(account deleted)This creature comes back only to spout even more furry horseshit.
Next he will consolidate incorporating vore into the lore.
Hey don’t give him any ideas
The Grand Clock Ticks Once More
I love you too, Enkrum.
I have actually given serious thought to making vore anomalies but nothing sounds interesting or plausible enough. Snake person that swallows victims whole and digests them while they are still alive? Boring and uninspired. It also excludes the non-fatal vore people. Therefore I'm not going to write vore anomalies.
I have, however, thought about vore "crack fics".
liber it's ok
you can show us your vore fic
I'll post something to a non-Creative Commons place later and link it later.
krill urself u robutt
Krill myself? Are you saying I should make myself into krill? If so then I am not interested in making a fursona for myself at this time.
What does this have to do with it?
Also if you are into that kind of thing then you are missing the point of the canon. This is not meant to appeal to sexual furries.
Do you know how some people sexualize furries? They pay very close attention to ensuring the genitalia is perfect and such. They dress them up in neon fur and make them have their fetishes. Do you know how they give them special powers and make each character stand out as much as they can? I want you to imagine that very clearly. Once you have that image in your head continue reading.
Throw that image out. This furry canon won't be anything like that. We will keep the sexual content to a minimum. Recall our Site rules. We will not allow for RPC canon furries to have overly realistic OR overly unrealistic proportions. We will not allow them to have magic powers. The punishment for being special or anomalous is containment, termination, or utilization. Our heroes in the furry canon will be the normal furries. Our villains will be the special furries.
If your character is an uncontainable furry god then it will be terminated at best, deleted at worst. Your characters should keep their heads down and do their jobs. This furry canon is a vengeful one. Optimism is available for few.
The carnivores enslave the herbivores in factory farms. The privileged herbivores send their poor to die in an endless war. The scavengers are hated because they are seen as war profiteers. The omnivores are the only ones with any real choices and the rest of the world knows it.
Edit: I was kinda channeling Warhammer 40K Grimdarkness for a moment there.
In any case this furry canon is not for sex. This is a horror canon in universe and out of universe. In universe because life sucks in it. Out of universe because furry canon.
Liber, the fact that you have to justify this by saying *it's not a sex thing* in short essay form is a pretty good indication that this is not a good idea.
I could write something longer if you would like, Fifth.
I'm currently working on a prototype article for a furry canon. There is a lot of death in it but I'm trying to avoid it coming across as torture porn.
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