One day I'd like to overhaul this article but for now here ya go. Ah, fuck it. I'm too much of a perfectionist. It's good the way it is.
This was originally my 004 contest entry. I wrote this bitch in a week.
The reality signature image was created entirely by myself, same with the NASA logo.
The tree photo was a filtered version of an image from wikimedia. The image is under CC-BY-SA 3.0 unported and was authored by "Slawojar". https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pripyat,_Ukraine,_abandoned_city.jpg