Much better written than the source material, great job.
I forgot to attribute this as a rewrite of the original by Dr Years, which has been archived and sent to them.
Edit: i realized how bad this looked as time went on, this message was posted within a few hours of the article's posting
I love this. This is just the right amount of serious and funny, and the interview was hilarious. This is what we need more of, funny mainlist articles. +5
blabbo
Man these guys are one hell of a group of skeletons
+5
The Grand Clock Ticks Once More
put that in a collapsible
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blabbo
I'm conflicted; this one had me both rolling my eyes and laughing at times. The gradual buildup to the, ahem, payoff, was well-executed. I felt like the trumpet and a few other details were pushing it too far, though. Maybe I just don't think it should be too meme-y. Whatever, it's still very good. 4/5
ارتفاع القتلى-Class "Rising Dead" Scenario
"What's going on?"
"I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU, I CAN'T SPEAK ARABIC"
On a related note, I don't see why the recording isn't translated. That's pretty standard for RPC documents, isn't it?