Fun concept, fun execution, fun everything. I liked the progression of the Containment Protocols being paragraphs long demonstrating something very scary, only for the Description to be 2 sentences long of the funniest shit. I also liked the development of MI13 throughout and nothing feels like it was gone to waste, with every part having something interesting.
Best part was realizing how the shit beams could have landed in other worlds.
…there is a statistical certainty that somewhere out there the beam is intersecting with an alien world orbiting an alien star.
Yikes. The shittening of humanity is coming after those shittening seconds. 5 stars.