Oops, didn't realize I'd never commented on this when it was posted.
This article is really, really stupid, but in a charming and endearing way. I'm a big fan.
This was an entertaining read as taste of what else the site has to offer.
The idea is extremely entertaining but the writing is a bit inadequate.
Don't let my vote discourage you, the others seem to like it.
A very entertaining and silly idea.
I feel like there's a logical issue in Test-05 though. If all 5 security personnel were presumably taken into RPC-158, then how would the Authority have managed to perform an autopsy on them to determine the bullet caliber?
A old and bad joke that is repeated over and over again with no improvement. Things like these can work in serious articles, but it has to be done in a much better way. Censoring the english expletives while the Russian one is left obvious, using an entire crane for testing, invincible anomalies and mindless testing and behavior are just further proof of how little thought was given in the making of this article.
I would say this would be better as a -J, but it would have to be funny.
