Edit: The explosion spider idea could be interesting, but I think swapping out spiders (which have been used several times in multiple articles) for something like a bombadier beetle would be pretty neat.

Here's the RPC sandbox: http://rpcsandbox.wikidot.com/rpc-634

(I picked 634 because nobody is using it yet)

EDIT: I renamed the url to reflect the number

Personal Thoughts

I'm so inspired people's work lately, and by the 8 year anniversary that I want to start pushing out more work. Here's to another 8 summers.

Let me know what you think of what I have so far or if something needs tweaking conceptually. Cheers

Hazard Types: Trust me, you don't even wanna know.

You should get rid of stuff like "I'm sure you already know" because that read less like the people that the vagueposting king image makes fun of and more like the joke is that the guy is procrastinating. And get rid of the final note. You need to think like a true vagueposter: Your sentences must be both very intriguing/sensational AND utterly fucking vague and meaningless.

- RPC-679 is already taken, I'm pretty sure someone told you this already so I'll keep this bit short.
- I like the image used here, I think more could be done to explain the location geographically speaking? Is that the right word?
- Come more clinical speak could be used here and there, maybe you can ask someone like DoubleDenial for help with it?
- Maybe you can throw in some more addendums? Looking deeper into the location itself would be pretty interesting.

I don't really have too many complaints, I'm sorry if this crit wasn't particularly good.

It’s complete. Please crit it so i can finally post this jesus christ.

Put "Amnesiacs Types:" before "Resistance vs. Immunity".
The rest should be presented as an "in case you took amnesiacs."

Immunity is when you can remember everything, even after taking the Amnesiacs.

First lets talk about the god roll,

First, let's talk about the god roll:

Simply put, you don’t have your memory wiped, in which case, good for you.

Unnecessary sentence

I should say there are two ways that you could take amnesiac drugs.

Either capitalize all "Amnesiac" or keep them all lowercase.

It's a syringe, it’s noticeable.

There's the syringe, it’s noticeable.

Thanks for not mentioning glyphs, fuck glyphs.

If you ever get amnesiaced

If you ever get amnesiacized

Moving your hair,

Move your hair,

Remember a sensation, or an emotion

Remember a sensation or emotion

Good page, I don't think this even counts as a GoI and not just a general concept.

Testimonies must be analyzed to find legitimate subjects that can be rescued from RPC-581 by the Heartbreaker Task Force (HTF) agents lead by Cormac Marshal Alexander Marshal —and USOC units in a collaborative effort.

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Testimonies are to be analyzed to identify legitimate subjects who may be recovered from RPC-581 by Heartbreaker Task Force (HTF) agents under the command of Cormac Marshal Alexander Marshal, in coordination with USOC efforts.

Task Force Head has shown a proficiency in discerning real accounts from fakes, whose advice must be followed.

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The Task Force Head has demonstrated exceptional proficiency in distinguishing legitimate accounts from fabricated reports; whose recommendations are to be followed whenever applicable.

Cover-stories and rapid suppression of the related snuff films are vital in case the subject could not be saved before being abducted by RPC-581.

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The implementation of cover stories and the rapid suppression of related snuff films are considered essential in cases where a subject cannot be recovered prior to abduction by RPC-581.

As of 2005, web crawlers selective to the title card of RPC-581 related films have been released.

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As of 2005, specialized web crawlers configured to detect the title cards associated with RPC-581-related films have been deployed.

If a legitimate target can be found before featuring in a snuff film, the accessing officer must physically or mentally disable them, as this has been proven of stopping RPC-581 manifestations.

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If a legitimate target is identified prior to their appearance in a snuff film, the responding officer is authorized to physically or cognitively incapacitate the individual, as such measures have been demonstrated to prevent manifestations of RPC-581.

In applicable cases, the victim can be asked what type of disability is preferred.

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When circumstances permit, the victim may be consulted regarding their preferred method of incapacitation.

RPC-581 steadily produces blood, and displays a normal cardiac rhythm, despite the lack of a complete hematopoietic system.

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RPC-581 continuously produces blood and exhibits a normal cardiac rhythm despite lacking the anatomical structures necessary to sustain either process.

Due to the uncontained and unpredictable nature of RPC-581, little has been empirically tested.

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Due to the anomaly's unpredictable behavior and inability to be reliably contained, direct experimentation has been limited.

Historical records show that it has been active within the continent since at least the Pre-Colombian period.

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Historical records suggest that RPC-581 has been active throughout the continent since at least the pre-Columbian era.

There are numerous hypotheses on the object’s behavior, the most popular of which being under the Nihilite belief framework. Change to:
Numerous theories have been proposed to explain RPC-581's behavior, the most widely accepted of which originate from the Nihilite belief framework.

Informational suppression of RPC-581 has been ineffectual; as the object has garnered the reputation of an urban legend within occult or media discussion groups, which has led to various untrustworthy commentaries on the object.

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Information suppression efforts have largely proven ineffective, as RPC-581 has achieved widespread status as an urban legend within occult and media-focused communities, resulting in a substantial volume of unreliable commentary.

Currently, the Heartbreaker Task Force is responsible for the management of all RPC-581 related affairs.

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The Heartbreaker Task Force is currently responsible for the management and investigation of all RPC-581 related incidents.

Its previous head, Department of Nihilite Studies researcher Cormac Marshal, discovered a method capable of rescuing RPC-581 targets: disability.

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Its former head, Department of Nihilite Studies researcher Cormac Marshal, discovered the only known method of preventing an RPC-581 abduction: the induction of a permanent disability.

The new Force Head has shown a proficiency in discerning real accounts from fakes, and has managed to partly compensate for the lack of USOC support after the end of the Newark Convention.

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Marshal has demonstrated exceptional proficiency in distinguishing legitimate accounts from fabricated reports and has partially mitigated the operational difficulties created by the loss of USOC support following the conclusion of the Newark Convention.

Overall, I really like the draft. Its quite a lengthy read, but I like how it sets up GD "Lady Liberty". I can't wait for you to upload the draft.

Moreover, dropping the clause about it being Sonic at the very first sentence is a missed opportunity to develop the mystique of the article and its anomaly before dropping the fact that it's meant to be Sonic as a surprise. Instead it's at the front and the article risks being instantly stereotyped at the first sentence.

Most important questions:

1. How does this AI inhabit the Blender scene? What does it mean for that to be the case?
2. What happens if you power off the device?
3. What is the file structure of the AI's code?
4. What is the architecture of the AI?
5. Do the specifications of the host computer allow the AI to be developed?
6. In which part of the Blender app does RPC-XXX inhabit?
7. Is it not necessary for the Blender process to have been running for years?
8. What are the exact limitations of its environment?
9. How does the RPC respond to attempts to screw with it?
10. What happens if you try to render or bake the scene?

I suspect you may not know exactly how to answer some of these questions and that's fine.
To show what I mean by moving the Sonic reveal to a later point, as well as to answer some of these questions for you, here's what I would write (feel free to take this or completely ignore it; it's your article. You must answer the first 7 questions though, imo):

RPC-XXX is a sapient and fully autonomous artificial intelligence process that has been continuously running in an opened instance of Blender 1.60 since 20██. The host device is a custom-built desktop personal computer operating Windows 10, and is equipped with an RTX 5090 with 32 GB of virtual memory, built with compute unified device architecture. This, along with other device specifications, has been presumably selected for the development of RPC-XXX.

RPC-XXX is written primarily in Python and is directly integrated into the Blender API, programmed in such a fashion that it cannot be compiled and executed outside of the context of a Blender scene via custom add-on import. It is for this reason that RPC-XXX is theorized to have been developed entirely within the Blender scripting interface. RPC-XXX makes use of a number of open-source artificial intelligence packages, as well as one large disorganized proprietary library named "tools-and.py" that spans 12487 lines of code, 35% of which is unused/antiquated.

Neither the RPC-XXX process nor its Blender runtime can be interrupted, whether by use of the graphical user interface or elevated console commands. It is not possible to power off the device containing RPC-XXX by any means. How the host device containing RPC-XXX is capable of maintaining consistent, indefinite battery life is, at this time, unknown. Permanent deletion of the file containing RPC-XXX has proven unsuccessful, as the host device inexplicably and invariably interdicts any and all user-initiated file deletion tasks. The same occurs for attempts to copy any files related to RPC-XXX. No system configuration nor present script on the host device has been identified to produce this behavior.

Remarkably, RPC-XXX specifically inhabits the Layout window of the Blender application. It does not inhabit a rendered artifact nor a process on the Blender Game Engine. For this reason, it is directly possible to transform RPC-XXX's character model and manipulate its topology, although attempts to do this have resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED]. RPC-XXX is capable of interacting with any additional non-anomalous objects in the Blender scene, and is capable of direct communication through production of synthesized speech channeled into the audio device. Behaviorally, RPC-XXX displays an upbeat, enthusiastic, and confident personality consistent with its authors intention to fully replicate the likeness and identity of SEGA character Sonic The Hedgehog.

The character model utilized by RPC-XXX bears no resemblance to any previously documented design within the Sonic® franchise and is presumed to have been created independently. Nonetheless, RPC-XXX is under the belief that it is in fact the SEGA character.

etc.

In this way, setting up the reader to realize it is Sonic after being given a chance to understand its periphery description/anomaly drives intrigue rather than wasting it at the start and coming across, in my opinion, as an amateurish attempt to write one's favorite character into the RPC canon. I know, that's not you. You write well, I'm saying it risks heavily coming across that way especially with how you worded it at the start. For the record, you say that the character model looks nothing like Sonic, but you also have Sonic as the picture in the article. I'm assuming you're going with the first and I think you should because I feel that including a picture of Sonic in the article again comes across in the character-insert-vibe that I described earlier.

Here are some other interesting bits I think would be fun to include or expand upon, feel free to use all or none (though some may contradict):

RPC-XXX responds with agitation and fear when its mesh topology is manipulated in any way using the Blender Layout window Edit mode.

RPC-XXX responds with agitation and hostility when its mesh topology is manipulated in any way using the Blender Layout window Edit mode, in such a manner that is not consistent with its historical behavior nor what is expected of the SEGA character it imitates.

RPC-XXX appears to be aware whenever a user attempts to initiate a write, copy, or deletion operation of any of its relevant files.

The host device is a custom-built desktop personal computer operating Windows 10, and is equipped with an RTX 5090 built with compute unified device architecture. Remarkably, dxdiag.exe reports that the graphics processor possesses 129 GB of virtual memory, and performance monitors indicate that the device does indeed use the full volume. The highest commercially-available volume of virtual memory that NVIDIA produces for the RTX 5090 is 32 GB. Direct inspection of the graphics processor shows a present physical quantity of VRAM chips consistent with the 32GB model.¹

Though RPC-XXX is capable of interacting with objects within its Blender scene, the manner in which it does so is equally lifelike and inconsistent with both scene object interaction in the Blender runtime as well as the contents of RPC-XXX's program.

RPC-XXX displays sophisticated intelligence and reasoning that is uncharacteristic of the number of parameters its artificial intelligence model employs, consistently outperforms large-scale supercomputer artificial intelligence models on reasoning, and does not hallucinate information. One major caveat is that RPC-XXX's intellectual capabilities are limited in a manner consistent with that of the character it imitates. RPC-XXX has passed the Turing test.

As of 6/11/2026, RPC-XXX has been recorded as asking for its environment to change 423 times. RPC-XXX has been recorded as asking for the whereabouts of Ms. Lenore 1012 times.

It is not possible to view the contents of the program that compiles into RPC-XXX, save for its peripheral libraries.

It is not possible to view the contents of the program that compiles into RPC-XXX, nor its peripheral libraries.

RPC-XXX has claimed that it requires Ms. Lenore to stay "whole." The meaning and significance of this phrase has not been determined, as the RPC-XXX process and all of its peripheral libraries and assets have remained unchanged since its original launch date.

I hate to say it, but the Lenore logs read as cliched. This isn't an easy thing to do since "diary that gets progressively more unhinged" is hard to pull off since it's a very common trope. Since you're great at dialogue I think it would serve you well to turned these into a series of text messages with a concerned friend of Lenore's. That gives you a lot more freedom I think.

DO NOT WRITE AN INTERVIEW LOG FOR RPC-XXX.

Overall, This article needs a fair bit of development before it's ready to post. It is also not easy to pull off this kind of premise for the reasons I mentioned earlier. I'm looking forward to seeing what you make of it.

Identity tegulation & Civil Integration

Site-026 was established in 1955 in the aftermath of Greece’s post-war reconstruction, a period in which regional authorities began quietly cooperating with Authority-adjacent organizations to manage anomalous populations.

Site-026 primarily accommodates low-threat Alpha and Beta-Class humanoid anomalies, as well as select Gamma-Class individuals deemed sufficiently stable for long-term residency.

In addition to providing care for adolescent and elderly humanoid anomalies, the site functions as a regional administrative hub responsible for the assignment, maintenance, and regulation of civilian cover identities for both anomalous residents and Authority personnel.

Site-026 encompasses the greater Amfilochia municipality and incorporates several subsidiary installations distributed throughout the Ambracian Gulf region.

I have been reminded, again, by certain personnel that Site-026 has begun to be treated as a retirement village or vacation site.