RPC-500-J

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I know that you came here looking for an RPC, but fuck you, you don’t get one. You can just suck my dick because you’re not going to get an actual RPC here. You can just leave if that’s what you wanted, but you’re not going to leave, for one very good reason. You’re predictable.

You aren’t going to stop reading because you are a fucking monkey, easily baited with the cheap hook of a format screw. You upvoted 866, then 940, and now you will upvote this. Go ahead. Do it right now.

rating: +9+x

Do it, fucker. Upvote it. I know you will. You’ll do it, cretin. This is why RPC sucks ass. BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING FORMAT SCREWS AND YOU IDIOTS THAT UPVOTE THEM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

FORMAT SCREWS ARE WEAK.

They rely on a CHEAP GIMMICK and 99% of the time don’t have an actually good article to back them up. And they FLOOD OUR TOP RATED PAGE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ARTICLE ACTUALLY IS? ITS AN EXAMPLE

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A FUCKING FORMAT SCREW

IT ISN’T A THROWAWAY GIMMICK WHERE THE ACTUAL CONTENTS ARE ONLY LOOSELY IMPACTED BY THE SCREW. WHAT I AM DOING HERE EXPLORES DEPTH CREATED BY THE FORMAT SCREW. IT ISN’T SURFACE LEVEL. I AM DIVING DEEP HERE. CAN’T YOU SEE THAT?

You know what? No. This isn’t good enough. You won’t upvote this. I need…. I need some cryptic bullshit.

aahaahahh YES

YESSSSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YES. THIS IS PERFECT.

THIS IS GREAT

BLACK BACKGROUND. EDGY WEIRD BORDER. THICK RED TEXT. YES. ITS SO GOOOD

THIS WILL GET ME ALLLL THE UPVOTES

LOOK AT HOW EDGY IT IS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAHHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, YOU TASTELESS NORMIE

YOU MAINSTREAM CUCK

GET SOME GOD DAMN TASTE






You know what…. no.

This isn't enough.







I need long blocks of empty text for the reader to scroll through…











YES THIS IS PERFECT.






















THE ARTIFICIAL SUSPENSION TO MAKE UP FOR MY BAD WRITING IS INGENIOUS























THIS IS PERFECT. THE MASTER PLAN TO MANIPULATE THE IDIOTS INTO GIVING ME UPVOTES>
AAHAHHFSLKDIURGHT*(EUGHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH:UEFHUDHAUFHLASIDFUHADAHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH




















No, no. I can't.



























I'm sorry.









This isn't right.



















I've gone too far. I'm - I'm sorry…






































I'm sorry…. that I didnt use weird fucked up text

HAHAHAHAHA

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS PERFECT ITS FUCKING PERFECT

I LVOE THIS

I HAVE REACHED …. PEAK FORMAT SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



































On second thought… that makes me kinda nauseous. Oh well. I'll stick to this for now.









heh…













You won't care anyway. This is enough.




























God, I'm fucking tired. I need a nap.








































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they'll believe that.











































































































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