SCP-ES-277: Apéndice nulla — Procedimiento de Contención TERRA ARGENTEA
SCP-ES-277: 0/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |
SCP-ES-277: Documentación Principal
Ítem #: SCP-ES-277 | Nivel 7/ES-277 |
Clasificación del Objeto: Keter | Clasificado |
Procedimientos Especiales de Contención: SCP-ES-277 debe ser contenido en una máquina de escribir Remington '47. Otros procedimientos serán innecesarios.
Descripción: Hello. So, yeah, this is an SCP format. In an RPC page. Crazy, right? Fuck you for questioning it. And fuck you for not knowing Spanish. O tal vez si sabes, en cuyo caso te amo.
I don't think it'll be necessary to explain what my nationality is after seeing the page theme. I bet you're thanking God I put this div so you wouldn't have to directly look at the Argentinian flag in order to read this. Comfy, right? The theme is from Tarbolin's author page. Swell dude, 5 star him.
Some other things about me;
- I'm a former SCP-ES writer. That's Spanish SCP, by the way. No pedos involved, unlike our english-speaking equivalents.
- This page is littered with references to SCP-ES you will never understand. Have fun trying.
- fuck the UK
- RCPA and Children of Nihil are the only good Groups of Interest
- RPC-101, 745, 579, 438, 464, 494, 722, 749, 917, 068, 983, and 052 are my favourite RPCs
- That was a lie, RPC-052 is mine and it sucks
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Sé de SCP-ES-277 que su mecanismo yace durmiente. Este acciona el rodillo, y zafa apenas moviendo la palanca & la "n" o "w" hacia el ojo, desviando los índices a la derecha, y ordenando sus uniones. lost, or simply excursioning ?
SCP-ES-277: 1/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |
SCP-ES-277: Apéndice I — Articles I Wrote
SCP-ES-277a: Main RPCs
- RPC-549 — Broken Glass & Twisted Metal
Kinda mediocre Remnants thing. Does some stuff with ACS, but is generally just boring.
- RPC-992 — The Axis II
Rewrite of a deleted article in SCP-ES I wrote. Again, quite boring — I planned a huge entire series based on the steel box that shows up somewhere. In fact, it appears in RPCs 747 and 052.
- RPC-747 — Black Downpour
My attempt at doing something "Metaphysician Style." It's a pretty early version of the Children of Nihil, so most of the article is kinda lacking.
- RPC-052 — Hollow and Drowning
My dear Lightning-in-a-Bottle Top 10 article. First "modern" Children of Nihil RPC, and inspired by Calgary's and Glasgow's Gideon Keys.
- RPC-448 — A Wyrmspire
Kinda neat thing, actually — about wyrms, ghosts, and the author's wishes.
- RPC-697 — Faceless Automaton
Generally pretty bad rewrite of an old article by JetAirliner.
- RPC-661 — Unbek-Tief and the New God
A collab with KaiserXI, who duped my unwitting ass into plagiarizing Bloodborne (not really). Somehow my second Top 10 article.
- RPC-338 — The Messenger
My attempt at setting the pieces for the Children of Nihil, their cosmogony, and a metric fuckton of worldbuilding and imagery. Very proud of this one. Was originally meant to be a metacommentary on how many fucking eyes there are on this website.
- RPC-562 — Hammer of Pompeii
My Omega Iota article. In memory of Lord Baubius. This is one of my proudest articles ever. About demons hidden beneath Madrid and an internet forum.
- RPC-866 — The Arrow and the Flood
A genuinely mind-shattering writing experience: rewriting the meme format screw article. It's pretty fucking dark and pretty fucking long. Collab with Fortunae and moist bread who did way more than me — I came up with the general structure, the beginning and ending, and they did everything good.
- RPC-833 — Where Saints Came to Die
I'm not very proud of this one, but it's there. About Cloverfield Institute, something under the Zone of Silence, body snatchers and things going very, very wrong. Massive help from 8ismo.
- RPC-379 — SPIRAL HELL / INFIERNO ESPIRAL
My proudest article ever, my magnum opus, and my first Budget Cuts entry. Some of my most conventional but most detailed storytelling. This went through 16 iterations through 5 years, even before I knew SCP existed. Tried it as an SCP, a Spanish SCP, an RCPA article, and an RPC.
- RPC-727 — Dream ahead [that] [you] suffer, [then] dream back [that] [you] live.
Incredibly fucking autistic collab with TheGreatTarbolin69. Very proud of this one, was very fun to crunch at 4 AM write. Some of my best writing experiences ever.
- RPC-420 — The Dread Frog Turtle
Fun fact — this was started more than a year ago. One and a half, actually. Started as a stupid chat shenanigan and devolved into an actual thing. It's so old that when we picked it back up it had the TTPY format, lol. Pretty fun collab with Minutemen does not match any existing user name and TheGreatTarbolin69.
- RPC-844 — Something Affront to God
I really liked this one, but it just didn't seem to work. About a plane crash, radiation, and something worse.
- RPC-647 — RED SCYTHE: The Maybe-There Soviet Laser
Was really fun to write, and the first short article I write in genuinely more than a year. About a Soviet weapon that may or may not exist and a weapons engineer that may or may not exist, and the difficulties in determining whether they do or do not exist.
- RPC-847 — Malaysian Airlines Flight 370
LAST Budget Cuts entry, and surprisingly second most successful one. This one's pretty cool, I think it manages to master some of the aspects of mystery that I always want to succeed at.
- RPC-472 — Thirteen-Pointed Crown
I'm really not sure how I came to write this. I just had the imagery and title in my head, and wanted to write a weird thing that was just a weird thing. Originally, it went just to the first addendum, but Tarb insisted I expand it so I did. Pretty happy with the result! Another Nihil article, this time about a spooky crow that watches the Authority from up above.
- RPC-538 — The Holder of Splinters
Originally a draft by TheGreatTarbolin69 that didn't fly, I stole his idea and poured some of my mystery autism on top, plus sprinkled references to RPC-899. It didn't do really well in terms of ratings, but the comments I got were more than worth it. A homage to the especially retarded history of this site, and the great broken telephone game of fiction. Yes, the title is a reference to exactly what you're thinking.
- RPC-184 — Kenos
This was actually written on November of 2020, but I was never quite happy with it for whatever reason. I just decided to scoop it up and finish it one day. It's really flawed in its execution and specifics, but I don't think I could do it any better. About disappearances that just keep happening.
- RPC-590 — Nine Thousand Lives & The Witchcraft of the Angra Mainyu, Who Is All Death
My entry for the Myths & Magic contest! All of this article was written with the intent to be easy to follow, despite being horrendously schizophrenic and never deciding what it wants to focus on. People found it engaging for some reason?? About a demonic ritual to revive cats and how NOT to use it for power generation. For some inscrutable reason, this got top 10.
- RPC-947 — The Cantillon Effect
A collab with the awesome ieatcrepes, probably my favorite site author. About the rot at the heart of the worldwide economy, and how we are forced to feed a monster.
- RPC-200 — Deus ex Aurum
My attempt at handling mathematical ideas that I really, really don't understand. Probably the hardest thing I ever wrote since 379. Ironically it probably has far less of me than most of my works: the idea was inspired by RPC-244 by Von Pincier, the execution was helped by TheGreatTarbolin69, the conclusion by a video he sent me on the subject, most mathematical aspects were helped by either Generic3 or Minutemen does not match any existing user name, and the graphs were made by Agente Shuffle and televisionist. About anomalous numerology, neural networks being obsessed with the Golden Ratio, and being far more right than we could've ever anticipated.
- RPC-477 — Eidolon
I'm not sure what to think of this one, really! On one hand, I'm pretty proud of it — I think I managed to write down a fairly complex narrative without making everything needlessly obtuse or difficult to follow, which has always been an issue for me. On the other… It made me realize that a lot of my articles follow the same format and progression, aka are pretty formulaic. I really, really don't wanna be a creatively bankrupt author. About John Chase Patterson, people trying to be him, and how all of this means bad, bad, bad bad bad business.
- RPC-927 — Stars Don't Die In Silence
I wrote this one for my mom and she really liked it. It was originally in Spanish, which I think is fairly noticeable — kinda wooden sounding. My shortest article by far too, less than 1k. About how the people we loved shine as stars before waving goodbye.
- ANOMALIE OBSCURA No.828 — DR. E. KINGSTON and SIR FREDRICK against the HAND OF DEATH!
This is my New Frontier entry. I crutched the fuck out of the contest by making it only barely about the Old West and way more about ancient MI13 kino. There's also an RPC-002 cameo no one noticed lol. About lightning canes, ancient curses fighting the British empire, and how the kindness of two men may save the day.
- RPC-159 — Pseudo-Transmissible Transformative Encelopathy
This one. Huh. It started out as continuous intrusive thoughts about "cheese" being the funniest word conceived by Man and a self-made meme about future-predicting cheese mold. At some point, I decided to write a science-heavy article about how the entire human brain could be replaced by a cheese mold replica without you realizing, which Minutemen does not match any existing user name loved so much as a concept he decided to collab with me — and carry my ass extremely fucking hard. We couldn't really decide where to take the hilarious concept of brain cheese out of the million options we had so we just went with every single one of them. Quite possibly my and Dexo's best article.
- RPC-470 — There Are No Angels Here
Technically not only a double rewrite of two contest entries, but also a sequel to RPC-477. It's more or less a gigantic jumble of old/scrapped ideas mixed into a schizophrenic early internet-themed bowl. If you trace this far back, it starts off as a haunted children's book and mysterious number station, then evolves into a secret underwater facility, then crosses paths with a memetic subculture about a murdered woman, then becomes a dead giant buried under Africa, then travels down to Antarctica and mingles with the most insane of conspiracy theories. Yeah, it's got a long history. An achievement almost entirely by Prototype_Toaster with plotting and editing by me, plus the start and ending. All of the good parts are his.
SCP-ES-277b: Children of Nihil Collection
RPC-747 » RPC-052 » RPC-448 » RPC-338 » RPC-661 » RPC-866 » RPC-472
SCP-ES-277c: Budget Cuts Collection
RPC-379 » RPC-727 » RPC-420 » RPC-844 » RPC-647 » RPC-847
SCP-ES-277d: Omega Iota Collection
SCP-ES-277: 2/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |
SCP-ES-007: Apéndice III — Things I Did
Contest Entries:
2nd Place
Below Zero Event
RPC-747 — Black Downpour
fuck you fox i was going to win
1st Place
Three Random Hazards Contest
RPC-052 — Hollow and Drowning
3rd Place
Cair Aisling Event
RPC-448 — A Wyrmspire
8th? Place
Misfortune Contest
RPC-013 — PERFECT DARK
3rd Place
Myths & Magic Contest
Tied with The Roar of War by Doctor Lupin
RPC-590 — Nine Thousand Lives & The Witchcraft of the Angra Mainyu, Who Is All Death
2nd Place
New Frontier Event
ANOMALIE OBSCURA No.828 — DR. E. KINGSTON and SIR FREDRICK against the HAND OF DEATH!
2nd Place
Broader Horizons Contest
Tied with The Mandorla Part 1: Dead Bird by Vizlox does not match any existing user name
RPC-470 — There Are No Angels Here
With Prototype_Toaster!
Division Reworks + Other Site Pages:
- RESEARCH DIVISION w/ 8ismo, Tarb, Fortunae, UndertheSun and 3nigm4tic
- The Bureau of Acquisition w/ 8ismo, Tarb and Fortunae
- The Office of Analysis and Science w/ Tarb and Fortunae
- CONTAINMENT DIVISION w/ Ascriber, Vizlox, Blairin, Tarb and Qual
- Protocol Laboratory w/ Tarb and Qual
- Children of Nihil Hub w/ Fortunae
- The Long Dark Below (for Below Zero)
SCP-ES-007: 3/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |
SCP-ES-277: Apéndice IV — Things I Eventually Want To Do
- World-build about RCPA's Argentina.
- Write about an Authority division of semi-sane Nihil cultists, and how they reconcile both groups' apparently contradictory goals. Hopefully much depression. (Kiiinda done?)
- Write more around RPC-992, specifically the steel box that appears in 747 and 992.
- Write an info-plane article. (lol)
- Write a collab. (stop laughing) I haz friends now =)
- Write an alternate reality where the Authority is a society of potentially mentally ill people who are the only ones capable of perceiving anomalies and feel the world going to shit in front of their eyes while everyone else is oblivious and thinks them mad. Ambiguity between whether there are actually anomalies. They'd name themselves "Maintenance Union."
- Write AEDF article. BLOOD DEBT WITH VON PAID
- Write Howler article.
- Hopefully port my space series from SCP-ES. (SOON) (FUCK)
SCP-ES-277: 4/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |
SCP-ES-277: Apéndice V — When I Die
SCP-ES-277: 5/4 | RPC Authority/ES/S-34/2007 |